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Original poster

Please remove your book from my knickers DS

408 replies

TheSkiingGardener · 26/05/2011 07:50

said to my 11 month old who presented me with a book to read to him while I was on the loo.

Any other things you never, ever thought you would say?

OP posts:
ForeverNamechanging · 26/05/2011 08:14

We don't lick strangers

Sadly said on more than one occasion

CadleCrap · 26/05/2011 08:08

No dear, your willie isn't broken, it is meant to do that

Original poster
TheSkiingGardener · 26/05/2011 08:07

Love the willies on the table one. I thought feet were bad!

OP posts:
WowOoo · 26/05/2011 08:06

Please stop licking the television.

kreecherlivesupstairs · 26/05/2011 08:05

Trust me love, the ladybirds would be much happier if they weren't in a tupperware box.

TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino · 26/05/2011 08:03

this could be very cathartic

no I dont think you're teacher would like to see your rotten fish

TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino · 26/05/2011 08:00

no I dont want to see your foof thankyou

stop putting snails in the fridge

can I please just crap in peace!!!!!

snailwhaletail, they are really funny

op, good iea for a thread Grin

SnailWhaleTail · 26/05/2011 07:56

Please do not shut your brother in the freezer.

No willies at the dining table please.

No thank you I do not want to see you put your finger in your bottom.

Those ones are just from yesterday ( sigh ).

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