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dh threw wine at the wall

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mario91 · 11/05/2011 16:33

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

OP posts:
Bagda · 12/05/2011 09:53

It wasn't my fault I had to get involved, I'd only gone to see Adam to see if he could get me any Rainbow videos and I saw mario's dh and Sharon making the Bungle-with-two-backs across the cauliflowers and satsumas. Adam was very confused - the cauliflowers should have been stacked by the spring onions. I'd only meant to tell mario about Tesco's shoddy produce organisation but the rest slipped out.

Suncottage · 12/05/2011 09:45

I think it sounds like the rugby boys are back................

Dagnamit - I so wanted this to be real..................

[sobs]

VinegarTits · 12/05/2011 09:36

do we know who Sharon is yet?

GandTiceandaslice · 12/05/2011 09:21

I've read to the end of page 10 & now have to go to toddler group.
I'd mark my place but I don't know how.
So I'll use this Wine stain instead.

Suncottage · 12/05/2011 08:47

Sunfffleturtle

I don't think there are enough whiteboards in the world for this one. We need Poirot, Miss Marple, Starsky and Hutch and Year 2 teacher to translate.

Has anyone done a post mortem on the wasp?

Inertia · 12/05/2011 08:25

GeordieMinx, I don't think we should read anything into this but IIRC both GetOrf and Chaos appeared briefly mid - thread for a chortle and then disappeared again. Perhaps to Sharon's ?

(Attempts to adopt suspicious narrow eyes)

(Is aware of bracket etiquette but not in possession of full range of bracket options )

DooinMeCleanin · 12/05/2011 08:19

Dh and Sharon both like Erasure - they should move in together.
Op and Adam both like Rainbow. They are both confused. They should move in together.
Adam can bring the wasp free fruit and veg.
Bagda should be made to paint the wall as punishment for interferring in Dh's and Sharon' affair.

Sorted.

Did I miss anyone?

geordieminx · 12/05/2011 08:09

Has anyone owned up to this yet? Grin

ObiWan · 12/05/2011 07:12

iscream, you haven't even scratched the surface!
Something must be done about Sharon.

And I am fighting the urge to visit our local branches of Tesco to enquire casually about 'Adam on the fruit and veg'. He has a thing for Rainbow you know. And he is out there s omewhere. The key to all of this.

iscream · 12/05/2011 02:27

Your dh ruined the wall and therefore he is the one responsible to repaint it.

That is not decorating. It is repairing something that he wreaked.
It will only take him 5 minutes. He only has to do that section, it should look ok once dry.
If it does not, then I guess he has to paint the entire wall.
A dead wasp cannot sting you.
The end.

CallMeSharonBitch · 12/05/2011 01:21

Never Happened! Mario is a filthy liar and she threw the wine!

Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine

Maiasaurus · 11/05/2011 23:58

I've been away, written an essay, and come back to this. Everyone is asleep in the house and I have had to bite my fist to keep from laughing out loud.

OP, I think you need to sit down and have a proper chat with your DH about his going round to see Erasure-loving Sharon up the street. Make him understand that this upsets you and suggest that if Sharon needs a friend she could come to yours and talk to both of you.

Don't worry about the wall until the week-end and then you and DH can re-paint it together (perhaps while listening to some 80s electro-pop).

Adam needs to grow up and stop wasting his money on Rainbow videos for his mates (have you got any children? They'll hate it just as much as us oldies did 30-odd years ago.)

Why couldn't you get rid of the dead wasp? You could have sucked it up the hoover or something. Was it really big? It could have been a hornet.

Who is Bagda? Male or female? And why is he/she stirring things up between you and your DH?

RespectTheDoughnut · 11/05/2011 23:49

I've read the latter half of this thread to a soundtrack of Erasure. I'm none the wiser.

BadPoet · 11/05/2011 22:55

OP are you Brittany from Glee? You sound like her.

SnuffleTurtle153 · 11/05/2011 22:54

Someone needs to get the whiteboard out again... I'm lost

fruitshootsandheaves · 11/05/2011 22:54

superior fruit and veg

Triggles · 11/05/2011 22:52

That's quite alright, Mrs... I understand... "tomorrow is another day..." and all that.

I want to know why she is more of a Bungle than he is... what qualities make a better Bungle?

MrsRhettButler · 11/05/2011 22:50

That was a space not a 'b' btw fucking iPad grrrrr

blondepinhead · 11/05/2011 22:49

I think you should frame the wine-stain, OP. Make a feature of it, like Banksy or summat.

Never heard of the name Bagda. Do you mean Magda? I don't think she'd appreciate you calling her Bagda, she's very uptight like that.

MrsRhettButler · 11/05/2011 22:48

No fucking way! They really changed it?

The plot thickens......

(sorry about the mix up with the name, atbthis point everyones a suspect I hopeyou understand)

muminthecity · 11/05/2011 22:48

I am now singing the Rainbow theme tune, but the school playground version; 'Up above the streets and houses, Bungle's flying high, Opens up his hairy arse and shits in Geoffrey's eye.'

Does this help in any way OP?

Triggles · 11/05/2011 22:44

someone was kicking a mango? Confused probably adam of the fruit and veg fame at tesco...

Triggles · 11/05/2011 22:44

oh.. and it's "Triggles".. not triddles... what IS a triddles anyway? some secret code in your phone? is it a word??

although truffles sound nice.... Grin

fruitshootsandheaves · 11/05/2011 22:42

I think Triddles is the confused cat
His name was Tiddles but he thinks he is a rodent

TheBolter · 11/05/2011 22:42

This reminds me of the mango thread! I wonder if it's still kicking around somewhere?

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