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dh threw wine at the wall

554 replies

mario91 · 11/05/2011 16:33

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

OP posts:
Hullygully · 11/05/2011 16:58

Sharon has magnetic eyes and pneumatic buttocks.

ObiWan · 11/05/2011 16:57

Now, sit down with your tea
Phone a decorator for the wall.
The carpet is fine.
The wasp is dead.
Tell us all about Sharon.

RubyLovesMayMay · 11/05/2011 16:57

This thread has made me smile...thanks guys Grin

psiloveyou · 11/05/2011 16:57

I think you need to leave the wine alone now op.

Give it to me (or Sharon)

NettoSuperstar · 11/05/2011 16:57

TW, hospitals don't have carpets, though they might do in Turkey?

VinegarTits · 11/05/2011 16:57

Sharon could be a sheep? is he a farmer?

Suncottage · 11/05/2011 16:56

My eyes hurt

MrSpoc · 11/05/2011 16:56

I get it. Sharon was the hot nurse who had to give him his daily bed bath and Op is very jelous because her hubby cannot look at his wife the same again.

I still think you should leave him for Sharon. Also get rid of the white carpet. Shuddersssssssssssssss.

Valpollicella · 11/05/2011 16:55

I bet Sharon doesn't have white carpets

travellingwilbury · 11/05/2011 16:55

Do you really have a white carpet ? And magnolia walls ? Now that I am finding hard to believe . Maybe that is why he is so stressed , he is having flashbacks to his hospital room .

NettoSuperstar · 11/05/2011 16:55

Why would it be in Turkey?Confused

Hassled · 11/05/2011 16:55

I feel Sharon has been much maligned here. There is no evidence to suggest any wrong-doing on her part. Except for the wasp stuff.

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 16:55

I think sharon is a cat. It's one of those riddle things.

Bearcrumble · 11/05/2011 16:54

He can't have it both ways. If he's well enough to drink booze and chase Sharon he's well enough to paint the wall.

NettoSuperstar · 11/05/2011 16:53

White carpet?

Who the hell has a white carpet?

Is Sharon a dirty ho?

travellingwilbury · 11/05/2011 16:53

Thanks Hully , that has helped .

Now do you think he has shagged Sharon or just lusted after her painting technique ?

I bet she would do calming meadow or some such loveliness for him .

VinegarTits · 11/05/2011 16:53

Sharon?
Dead wasp?
Stomach ulcer?
Wine stain on wall?
Clean carpet?

I think we are now getting somewhere in solving this mystery, carry on OP

bullet234 · 11/05/2011 16:53

You do realise you are writing this on Mumsnet and not on your facebook page and that none of us have a clue who this Sharon is, don't you? Hmm.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 11/05/2011 16:53

YABU to have a white carpet. And Magnolia walls.

Original poster
mario91 · 11/05/2011 16:53

so do you think he should paint the wall because hes supposed to be resting but he threw the wine and im going to make a cup of tea now.

OP posts:
Bearcrumble · 11/05/2011 16:52

Is it in Turkey?

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 16:52

Now it's deffo a lie. There's no way the wine could go on the wall and not one drop on the carpet.

Bearcrumble · 11/05/2011 16:52

I want to go to hispotal.

travellingwilbury · 11/05/2011 16:52

Was he like this before you painted the wall ?
Maybe the colour has affected his mood , maybe a calming green would be good for him .

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 16:52

do keep up TW, sharon is the one whose fault it is about the winey wall.