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dh threw wine at the wall

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mario91 · 11/05/2011 16:33

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

OP posts:
Opheliasgoldenwine · 17/07/2018 15:53

Sashay away.

SharronNeedles · 17/07/2018 14:20

Sorry, what have I done?

LuMarie · 17/07/2018 13:12

@Claire90ftm

Humour? Fun? Allowing us to all laugh together?

I appreciate every grown woman here, every piece of genius with and the laugh of loud fun of it.

I'm a grown woman. I'm 34. I find this very entertaining. My life is gloriously fabulously interesting most likely beyond your wildest dreams. I love the quick witty intellect of this conversation. I do not consider shared laughter to ever be a waste of time.

Seriously Sharon, lighten up!

OftenHangry · 17/07/2018 10:54

Put a frame around the wine stain with little sign saying:
The short temper
by xxxxxx
Xx. Xx. 2018

He will eventually paint over it. If not, you have a moder art piece.

Claire90ftm · 17/07/2018 10:47

Why are 'grown women' wasting their time making fake posts? Seriously, how old are you OP? You find this sort of thing entertaining. You must lead a very boring life. Pathetic.

Clandestino · 17/07/2018 05:00

I am the ghost of the dead wasp.mI was killed when DH of the OP threw the wine glass at the wall. I died a tragic yet boozy merry death. Last thing I remember was trying to figure out who Adam and Bagda were even though Adam keeps bringing OP those nice pears to dine on which is probably why my natural instincts failed.
7 years later I still don't know who Bagda is but I can report that DH is an exDH and is now married to Sharon. Adam moved into house and him and the OP plan to shag....eh live happily forever. He still brings those nice fruits and veggies which sadly I can't feast on anymore.

LuMarie · 17/07/2018 02:17

Oh Sharon

Where is Sharon these days?

bert3400 · 17/07/2018 02:07

Thankyou thankyou thankyou ...I should be asleep but I've not stopped laughing at this

pinkgirl1234 · 17/07/2018 01:45

I saw this title in "trending" and thought it was familiar. It always makes me laugh when someone says "Is that you, Sharon?" Yes, I know I'm easily amused. Grin

bringincrazyback · 17/07/2018 01:11

I need more threads like this in my life. I was just about holding it together till the Bungle accusations started flying, but that just about finished me off. GrinGrinGrin

Opheliasgoldenwine · 15/06/2018 17:33

Great I believe so Shock

GreatDuckCookery6211 · 15/06/2018 17:07

Was this thread where the Sharon came from?

LeighaJ · 15/06/2018 17:03

This is a zombie revival that I don't mind. Wine

Opheliasgoldenwine · 15/06/2018 16:57

@mario91 Any update?

NightAndShiningArmour · 15/06/2018 13:02

None of this would have happened if the OP had just snapped and farted instead of calling him Bungle.

BolleauxtoBankers · 15/06/2018 05:54

Isn't Bagda Magda with a cold?

Khaleesi0 · 15/06/2018 04:13

Got here from snap and fart thread! 😂

BadTasteFlump · 14/06/2018 23:06

Yes I am genuinely concerned snowy Smile

Snowysky20009 · 14/06/2018 22:56

After 7 years you are concerned about that? Zombie.........

DogDmor · 14/06/2018 22:56

Wonder if he's moved on and got his Rainbow videos on DVD now, maybe even blue ray

BadTasteFlump · 14/06/2018 22:55

I still can't work out who Bagda is.

justanotheryoungmother · 22/07/2017 11:19

So did the OP move in with Adam and did her DH move to Australia with Sharon?? Did Bagda end up with Adam?? Have they finally buried the wasp??

SittingDrinkingTea · 29/11/2016 14:31

So so many zombie threads...

dh threw wine at the wall
Sittingintheautumnsunshine · 29/11/2016 14:28

I had a funny moment, when I opened this... 5 years, where does the time go?

And how on earth did this get dug up again anyway?

NotTodayThanks2 · 29/11/2016 14:28

These things can take a long time.

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