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to make a little sign for this woman?

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TandB · 15/04/2011 09:00

I have ranted on a previous occasion about the morning rat-run through our village so very quick summary:

Single track roads - short-cut to city - I am apparently only person who needs to go opposite direction during rush-hour - majority of people coming the other way clearly think I am unreasonable for driving through my own village and glare and head-shake at me - I am cross.

Obviously it is the holidays now, so the school run traffic is missing which makes life much easier. However, there is one woman who I see every single time. She drives very fast on a narrow, twisty road with several blind bends so I finish up crawling around corners in case she comes hurtling the other way. She flatly refuses to back up even a couple of feet to the nearest passing space, and she makes no attempt to move over so that both cars can pass without scraping through the hedge. So I finish up reversing to the next passing space with her driving about 6 inches off my front bumper with a face like thunder, and then as soon as the road widens at all, she squeezes past, glaring at me all the time and shaking her head.

Bearing in mind the following:

  1. I live here and have as much right to leave the village as she does to cut through it.

  2. I drive a very small car which causes minimal obstruction.

  3. I don't drive dangerously fast.

  4. I am the one reversing and getting off the road.

would I be unreasonable to make a little sign saying "The next time you shake your head at me will be the last time I reverse for you. I can sit here all day - how about you?"

Would probably be unreasonable to add "cowbag" at the end, I suppose.

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Zingylemontart · 05/05/2011 13:01

Absolutely brilliant outcome! (been reading from the start and was hugely disappointed with the tractor intervention last time) Smile

StatelyPoshBeartrothal · 05/05/2011 12:54

Well done panda :o

I love the "thank you, so kind"

AttillaTheMum · 05/05/2011 12:50

print the thread, tie it in a bow, hand it too her (with cupcake of course) smile, say 'I like your hair' and drive off....

You will look like an utter loon untill she reads the thread

buggerlugs82 · 05/05/2011 12:43

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aftereight · 05/05/2011 12:24

" I shook my head, still smiling, and made a shooing gesture at her."

I read that as shooting gesture Grin

Fantastic update!

warthog · 05/05/2011 12:21

ah this has made my day!!!

whatsallthehullaballoo · 05/05/2011 12:20

LOVED it!! Get really psyched up for tomorrow and definitely get the POLICE JACKET - she will literally shit a brick!!

TandB · 05/05/2011 12:13

DameShirleyKnot Thu 05-May-11 09:35:40
Yes kungfu - do the smily lovely thing next time - she will be incandescent!

Was your heart all pumping and your palms all sweaty and feary and that?

I had that slightly shaky feeling in the legs, but in a good way!

Next time is indeed tomorrow - wonder if she will have calmed down.

Re: the question about her reversing - it was pretty slick actually - she did that high-speed angry reversing.

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LindyHemming · 05/05/2011 11:57

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yummybutterbiscuit · 05/05/2011 11:52

What was her reversing skill like? Did she struggle or was just avoiding doing it to be a bitch? Not that it makes a difference but I might explain her a bit!

WhereYouLeftIt · 05/05/2011 11:43

Brilliant! Loving the idea of killing her with kindness (hair compliments, cupcakes).

Katisha · 05/05/2011 11:27

Never ceases to amaze me how many people are on their phones while driving. She is obviously Not Very Bright.

mistlethrush · 05/05/2011 11:14

Panda - you realise that you're going to have to stick to your guns now - only ever reverse if the passing place is closer to you than her - or she's got a line of tractors and horseboxes queuing up behind her for moral support Grin

QuintessentialPains · 05/05/2011 10:31

Ah, result.

Grin
Bubbaluv · 05/05/2011 10:26

Please print off this thread, roll it into a scroll with a ribbon and keep it in your car, then, when the opportunity arises, roll down your window and pass it to her!

KeepCalmAndCurryOn · 05/05/2011 10:26

I think you should reverse tomorrow, smiling hugely and saying 'My turn today!', then sit tight the next time.

thumbwitch · 05/05/2011 10:22

pannda, I bloody lurve you! that was fanTAStic, especially the comment at the end, bloody brilliant.
Next time have a camera at the ready so you can pretend to take a photo of her on the phone, hey?

Well done!
Grin

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 05/05/2011 10:13

I read "shooing gesture" as "shooting gesture".

Thought you'd gone all Travis Bickle on us Grin

Nice work, kungfu

HubbaHubbaBubba · 05/05/2011 10:11

Fantastic!! Another sneaky lurker here. Laughed out loud reading your update today and my DDs wanted to know what I was finding so funny :o

Well done, you scary kungfu panda, you!

MadameOvary · 05/05/2011 10:08

I was in a shit mood till I read this Grin
Well done!

NeverNude · 05/05/2011 10:07

Can't believe i have only just found this thread

Chuffin amazing panda!!

FannyPriceless · 05/05/2011 10:07

kungfu Over the space of this thread you have grown balls!! Nobody will mess with you now!Grin

Needanewname · 05/05/2011 10:06

Well done! I especially lovve how you held onto the moral high ground with your thanks!

YOu do realise that you're going to have to give regular updates though don't you!

TheSkiingGardener · 05/05/2011 10:01

Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!

Can you make a little sign saying "My turn today" for next time, and pass her a cupcake as you go past?

CurrySpice · 05/05/2011 09:58

How absolutely marvellous is that :o

Well done that woman!!

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