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Dear pedants
Is there an apostrophe in Aspergers?
thornrose

Dear Dee

Sorry for posting when you had asked us not too. I hadn't read the whole thread when I did.

Dear DH,

Sorry for being such a miserable cow to you. I'm just fed up of being pregnant and feeling ill for weeks. It will get better soon. I do love you very much although I know it doesn't feel like it!

Dear DD,

I hope you won't mind having a little brother or sister. And pretty pretty please, stop chucking your food on the floor. I'm too tired for a major clean up job! Kiss kiss my little sausage.

Dear baby bean (13 weeks)

Though I whine about carrying you, don't be fooled - I love you to death already and wish you to grow big healthy and strong my little chuck. I hope everything will be OK when we have the next scan.

dear dp
Thank you so much for showing me that men can be loving caring and fantastic aslo for wanting to take on my ds with all his special needs and my dd you have nothing to fear from my my twat of and ex h who hasnt given a shit about them for the past 4 years they love you even more than i do and i cant wait for you 2 get a job here i know we might have 2 wait a for a bit but it will be worth it and i cant wait for you 2 come down next week
all my love missy 10

ps my parents who you are finally meeting ar not really that scarey they are just so pleased i have finally found happiness xxxx

Dear mum
I'm sorry you can't stand the fact your only grandchild has Asperger's and that she's not the grandchild you hoped for. I'm sorry I've only just realised what a truly selfish cow you are. I'm sorry we're such a bloody disappointment to you.

Dear dd
You are all I hoped for and more, you drive me to the brink of insanity but I BLOODY LOVE YOU!

(Sorry for shouting

Dear TorcherQueenie

Please do not come anywhere near me or my children. We have just recovered from a traumatic bout of Headlice From Hell and I really don't have the energy for any more of the fuckers.

Yours gratefully

F. Nelson

Dear Deemented

Please don't blame yourself .
I also passed my baby into the loo but had no clue it was about to happen. It would have been the baby's due date on Tuesday and I can't believe I didn't realise. It has taken years to get to that point yet I feel guilty it has happened without me realising.

Dear All Mumsnetters

Thank you for being there.

Dear FabCat

Please don't die.

Also -

Dear Nits,
Please fuck off out of DD's hair its been a month and we're now starting round 3 of treatment I will nuke you, you little bastards.

Sincerly, Your Doom.

Dear

You are the most gorgeous man I have ever seen. Please stop looking at me like that or I will do something I may live to regret.

Dear DH,

Get your lazy arse off of the settee and bath the kids!

Dear me,
I know its taken a hell of a long time to come round to wanting to get pregnant and knowing in your heart its all you want but these things do take time stop beating yourself up every month and scaring yourself shitless because your last period lasted 2 weeks. It will happen.

Sincerly Me.

P.S I know the depressions a bitch but the self harming has to stop before you get pregnant.

Dear DS
I know you are a teenager, but I still enjoy your company. Can you manage to enjoy mine a little bit before you leave home for good, and emerge from your room for longer than it takes to eat?
Love Norks

Dear DD
I know you want to go to University in America, but this means you will inevitably get shot by a gun. Please try not to want to go to America, and choose Canada instead, where the main danger is MOOSES
Love Norks

dear MummyLouise,
i have my fingers crossed for your liver
Love Norks

dear people who don't carry a donor card,
Why not exactly?
Love Norks

Dear body,
You can now 'ping' back to the shape you were before I had DD, thanks.
DD is nearly 17
Love Norks

Dear Senior Management,

Please can you stop making decisions that involve feats of IT that, while innovative and futuristic have no basis whatsoever in reality.

If I tell you it can't be done, it doesn't mean I've woken up this morning and thought "fuck you and your ideas" it means the network just doesn't bloody well work that way and if you had the slightest understanding about what you were talking about, you wouldn't come out with such shit in the first place.

If the network manager and applications developers turn white as you speak, take it as read that they are trying to work out how to inform the meeting that you are talking bollocks in a way that won't get them fired or make you look like an arse in front of the clients.

I promise you now the pale sweat is not them speachless in awe of the words spewing out of your mouth.

yours,

BH, IT Manager.

Dear jackstarb,

You said it better than I would have! I agree completely and was composing a post in my head then I read yours!

OR

Dear darling children and DH,

I love you, and I will always love you, no matter what.

Love Me.

Dear DD's

Why do you choose to fight so much? Cant you just love each other?!

Dear headache,

What have I done to deserve you? Please go away!

Dear DH,

Please dont wake me when you get home late from the pub!!! And dont you DARE wake the kids!!!!!

Many thanks
xx

Dear job,

Days like today are sucking the life out of me. Please try and be more enjoyable.

love z

Dear DH

Thanks for being such a great husband that, with just one glance, you could tell I was on the brink of tears and so immediately provided a big hug and a cup of tea with no further prompting.
love
z

Goody,

mine made its appearance today, dp is due home tomorrow, i'm gutted.

Dear Ex,

You're a cock.

Signed.

Hardhat.

Dear BIL

Words cannot describe how much I despise a man who plays around when his wife is 35 weeks pregnant with their second child.

I never, ever want to have my sister sobbing broken-heartedly on my shoulder again because you have decided to muck around with some other woman. Take this as a promise- you will not like how I am if it happens again. You have been given a second chance. Use it well.

Shodan.

Dear DH
I can't belive you are coming home, even if it is only for 4 days! I am so excited. And giddy. And horny. I haven't seen you in 2 months, and I miss you so very much.
xoxoxoox
G

Dear Period
If you dare to show up while DH is home, I will truly loose it.
Stay the fuck away!
G

Dear DH

Start spending time with your beautiful children and wife and not at the pub with your mates. It is getting boring now.

Linda

Dear PND

Please can you fuck off and thereby facilitate the return of happy chrisonabike who could smile at cherry blossom and not be afraid to look people in the eye.

Best regards.