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to wonder if you do weird things when you think you're not observed?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 07/03/2011 01:27

say thank you to cashpoint machines?

say excuse me if you rumble?

open your mouth when applying massacre?

steal sample some of the meal when you're plating up?

read the end of the book before the rest?

shout at the television?

talk to the animals?

pretend you're a firebreathing dragon on a frosty morning?

wear pants in your hair when you can't find a bobble?

shove a few dirty things in the dishwasher and rewash clean stuff, to save emptying it?

drink the milk from a bowl of cereal?

Obviously these are pretty rhetorical, please feel free to add your own queries.

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Mrswhiskerson · 07/03/2011 07:53

I mosh to heavy metal when doing the dishes because I no longer have the. Money to do it in my favourite rock club and I love it !
I say thank you to the cash point all he time .
I also practise my oscar speech with the shampoo bottle It is really good now .

Psammead · 07/03/2011 07:48

I leap out of the utility room in three great bounds when I put the washing machine on. I have to get out in the time between pressing the start button and when the water starts to come in. I pretend I'm Lara Croft. If I manage it, I glance back and give it a sarcastic little smile.

MissyKLo · 07/03/2011 05:57

Pants in your hair????!!!! Weird!

Am very impatient so often read a book's ending first

OldLadyKnowsNothing · 07/03/2011 02:01

I think you have to when putting on mascara, (massacres have a quite different effect) isn't that the law? And why not drink the milk from cereal? And yes, I talk to the animals - even the Clydesdale mares in the field next to me, and regularly shout at the telly.

[sad bitch emoticon]

BuzzLiteBeer · 07/03/2011 01:39

I always open my mouth when applying a massacre.

Jacksmania · 07/03/2011 01:38

I do weird things... some of ones you've listed... some others... beyond that I'm not telling!!

Butternutsquash22 · 07/03/2011 01:29

I talk to squirrels in the park on the way to uni... I have been caught in the act twice ....

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