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Pirate noises during sex????????????????????

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regularmumsnetter · 17/10/2005 21:51

Am too embarrassed to reveal my true identity but i am a bit freaked out by my dp. Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex, eg 'Arr matey' in the style of that weird sea captain from the Simpsons?!

The other one is 'Arr, the ship's a-dockin' and 'My lighthouse is tingling'

There are various others along the same lines but i won't go into them all now.

He is not a sailor btw, and has (AFAIK) no connection to seafaring folk;)

Just wondering if i can say how uncomfortable this is making me feel (it's just f*ing weird IMO, but it seems to be turning him on!).

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Frizbe · 18/10/2005 16:26

Hmmm and I was thinking more Captain Feathersword!
Do you think he wants to do Roleplay as a hobby?

gingerbear · 18/10/2005 16:02

Captain PuffyPants (for those who know Hi5)
'My name is Captain Puffypants, I love to do a sailor's dance. I'd like to sing and dance all day, except me pants get in the way'

HausOfHorrors · 18/10/2005 15:42

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Mummyvicky · 18/10/2005 15:15

mmmm Pirates gold..looks tasty !!
I was pmsl so much at this thread poor ds2 couldn't breastfeed- my boob kept jiggling out of his mouth !

bran · 18/10/2005 15:08

Thanks to this thread I'm finding it more difficult than usual to watch Big Cook Little Cook. They're cooking for Percy the Pirate today and everyone's talking like a pirate. It's very disturbing.

merryberry · 18/10/2005 14:18

Let's all just join in!

marthamoo · 18/10/2005 14:11

OK, who will admit to telling their dh/dp about this thread and then finding themselves indulging in much playful banter about shivering me timbers and I'll keelhaul (sp?) you, you saucy wench etc., etc., etc - no s.e.x. you understand (I really wouldn't be able to keep a straight face), just the piratical banter. You may well have started a new trend. I've kept having a little giggle about this thread since last night.

merryberry · 18/10/2005 13:53

If it's too much though, maybe distract him with a hobby

merryberry · 18/10/2005 13:51

I know I thought well blow me down when i first saw it. He must really like her treasure chest!

Beetroot · 18/10/2005 13:20

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codface · 18/10/2005 13:16

lol how have i missedt his!

bran · 18/10/2005 13:15

You know, if he can speak at all then his mouth is in the wrong place.

MorticiaMerlot · 18/10/2005 12:59

regularmumsnetter - not laughing at your expense, but this is the funniest thread I've read in a long time

winnie · 18/10/2005 12:55

hilarious thread

FangAche · 18/10/2005 12:53

ROFL - CD!!!

CountessCatbertula · 18/10/2005 12:49

Don't think anyone has said frigging in the rigging yet...

regularmumsnetter · 18/10/2005 12:43

Shall i send him your way then Enid?

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FangAche · 18/10/2005 12:34

PMSL! Sorry I cannot think why a man would just suddenly start doing that thinking it was erotic!!

Some of those lines are classic!

Thanks for cheering me up!!!!!!!

Enid · 18/10/2005 12:33

lol

dh and I went to a pirate party once dressed up as pirates and i have to say it definitely worked some kind of magic on him

merryberry · 18/10/2005 12:32

I think he sounds such a jolly roger.

anorak · 18/10/2005 12:32

No don't. He sounds a sensitive soul.

regularmumsnetter · 18/10/2005 12:31

Am hoping that me laughing last night might have put him off! Maybe i should show him this thread.....

or maybe not!

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anorak · 18/10/2005 12:25

Hello Bugsy! I was already PMSL before I read your first post!

My dh would surely do this if he'd thought of it

I'll send him a link and he'll be doing it next time I bet. But he's used to me laughing at him in bed.

regularmumsnetter - I just tell my dh when he is employing a tactic that just doesn't turn me on. But then I am a tactless cow

He needs to check out ff's ex's poem about the lighthouse going into the harbour (like they do that anyway???)

Mum2girls · 18/10/2005 12:21

"Store yer victuals in me bunghole"

PMSL

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