Pirate noises during sex????????????????????

Here's the obvious next MN meet-up. It arrived in my e mail inbox. Shall we go?
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We are now talking Pirate talk too!! Many a 'shiver me timbers' said at night!! But not whilst having sex!!

And have started groping in the kitchen, but that's another thread

This thread is definitley up there with the elastic, the tights on the head and the tablecloth!

but dont ya all know that there will be dh's breathing a sigh of relief that they didnt try that funny new noise whilst in the bedroom this week........and that their not the one being made fun of!!!!!!!!!!!

this thread is to funny!

I am not making this up.

I promise you

Girls you've gotta explain what has just happened to me.
I was on msn to dh, we are looking at buying a fridge freezer. Anyway I was copying and pasting the address of the fridge freezer I was hoping to buy.
I copied, pasted and pressed send.
HOWEVER, up on the talk page in front of me my post read
"Store ya victuals in me bunghole!"

And that is no word of a lie.
Unsurprisingly, dh is apparently uncontactable because he is offline

I'm going to send this thread to dh as he's ex-Royal Navy. He's currently marooned on an oil rig off Nigeria and I think this thread'll cheer him up, snigger!

My dh started going 'nee nor nee nor' like a fire engine once!! i nearly literally pmsl!!

Told DH about this yesterday. He said were we sure the chap was trying to be Cap'n Jack Sparrow and not Pirate Steve out of Dodgeball?
Must admiy, we had an attack of the giggles in bed last night thinking about it (not laughing at RMNs expense, it just got us thinking!)

he used the immortal line 'Arr, I'm going to disperse my seamen'

I haven't laughed so hard in the longest time.

Sorry RMNer not constructive but this is so funny.

Prepare yourself to be boarded! Aharr..

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soooooooo funny

Dh needs little encouragement to dust off his volumes of that smutmeister John Donne blu so I know exactly what you mean

This is the first thread on MN that I have ever made DP actually read. I quizzed him on what might make someone start experimenting with pirate noises, and he couldn't begin to imagine but then wondered if he is having fantasies about you being a pirate wench woman, and started extemporising using words such as 'swiving', which I thought was getting a bit close to his secret prediliction for poets such as Rochester, so I changed the subject!

I told my DH, and was saying that I was amazed that RMN kept a straight face, and added "I'm assuming that you'd find it hard not to laugh if I said something like that"

He just looked at me with a perfectly straight face, and told me that it might not be so bad....

Followed by cracking up with laughter when he saw the look of horror on my face!!!

or batman .............

how funny!!!!!!!!!!! i think you'd look real cuuuute in a pirate hat - indulge him......... you never know the rewards!!!!!!!!!!!! must ask dh to start running around making firetruck noises!!!!!!!!!!

Don't tell ur DP! Not a good idea at all, believe me.

I'm so zonked lately that dh could well be thinking he has ended up on the set of The Corpse Bride Blu
OK, come on then, how many other dps on being told of this thread, started leering and cracking sad piratical jokes?

I mentioned this thread to DH, whilst in bed last night, and he had a masssive fit of the giggles. He finally came to and said
"whatever floats your boat",
which then had me LMAO.

This is by far the funniest thread I have ever seen on MN.
Poor RMN, how do you keep a straight face????

RMN - I think you need to be very careful about which films you are enthusiastic about. It could get a lot worse. He could be imersonating an oompah-loompah, or Stuart Little, or Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins...

HOW do you even have sex with all this going on? I would be beside myself!