Am too embarrassed to reveal my true identity but i am a bit freaked out by my dp. Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex, eg 'Arr matey' in the style of that weird sea captain from the Simpsons?!
The other one is 'Arr, the ship's a-dockin' and 'My lighthouse is tingling'
There are various others along the same lines but i won't go into them all now.
He is not a sailor btw, and has (AFAIK) no connection to seafaring folk;)
Just wondering if i can say how uncomfortable this is making me feel (it's just f*ing weird IMO, but it seems to be turning him on!).