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Strange / silly rules at work

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melpomene · 21/01/2011 19:15

What strange or silly rules do you have in your workplace?

Here are some examples from the office where I work:

  • My colleagues asked if we could have a small bookcase, because we have heaps of reference books on the desks and a bookcase would make it much easier to store and find them. We were told that it is against the policy to have bookcases or shelves, and that "if we got a book case then people would put things on it".
  • They provide pencils but not pencil sharpeners, so when your pencil gets blunt you have to throw it away and get a new one.
  • In the canteen, they sometimes serve vegetable curry. They also serve rice.
However, you are not allowed to have vegetable curry with rice. You are allowed to have vegetable curry with a baked potato, or chicken curry with rice, but not vegetable curry with rice Confused.

Has anyone else got any silly rules?

OP posts:
DirtyMartini · 22/01/2011 16:36

OMFG

"Vulval debris" - INCREDIBLE notion & choice of words

Dawnybabe · 22/01/2011 16:36

Nothing springs to mind but I am never working in an office again.

crystalglasses · 22/01/2011 16:35

ConfusedGrinShock - vulval debris

nickelbabysnatcher · 22/01/2011 16:32

[shudder]

Bobbiesmum · 22/01/2011 16:30

Being told we were not allowed to work without tights in 90 degree summer heat on a ward with radiators still blasting due to the risk of 'vulval debris'

nickelbabysnatcher · 22/01/2011 16:30

when I worked at Powergen, if you had a hot drink, you had to use a cup holder.
fair enough, hot drinks etc.
most of us had <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.allianceonline.co.uk/product_images/DCPH0100.jpg&imgrefurl=www.allianceonline.co.uk/catering-disposables/cups/carry-trays-and-cup-holders/plastic-cup-holder-for-2025cl-cups-dcph0100.html&usg=__Z3qJPsOQo3muNvD0oKLU3wbR8_c=&h=500&w=500&sz=35&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=yDXFfyet8H3bmM:&tbnh=142&tbnw=145&ei=kwQ7TcOnFoKAhQe00ZicCg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dplastic%2Bcup%2Bholder%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3DIj1%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D847%26tbs%3Disch:1%26prmd%3Divns&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=128&vpy=171&dur=379&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=105&ty=112&oei=kwQ7TcOnFoKAhQe00ZicCg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">executive cup holders so if we were getting a drink for ourselves only, that's fine.
there were also <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.officepad.co.uk/media/A/AU12446.jpg&imgrefurl=www.officepad.co.uk/categories/catering-catering-cups-and-glasses-byprice.shtml&usg=__jfzEJLw67JpdKgYjEssUwUfW9-A=&h=156&w=200&sz=6&hl=en&start=35&zoom=1&tbnid=dRdnT5h5gYMKoM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=160&ei=tQQ7TevaD9qShAfLx6T1Cg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dplastic%2Bcup%2Btray%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3DX4g%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D847%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C228&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=865&vpy=640&dur=6&hovh=124&hovw=160&tx=101&ty=71&oei=sAQ7TZT4CoG2hAeJtdWeCg&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:35&biw=1280&bih=847" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">cup trays for multiple cups.
Once 2 of us went up for drinks, and we had the cup tray, but I wanted to drink mine as we went. my colleague took the tray with the rest of the drinks and i took my cup (without holder). I got stopped and told off for not having a cup holder, I was about 10 yards away from my desk, so I pointed this out. I was told no, i must use a cup holder. He made me walk all the way down the office with him to pick up a cup holder to take it back to my desk. I was totally Shock and properly arguing against it!
When I got back to my desk, everyone went "why were you arguing with

KatieMiddleton · 22/01/2011 16:19

Lol at signing for egg and Mick who vaults over desks. I am horrified though at the many women who are not allowed to wear trousers in this day and age. Does sex discrimination legislation not apply to those offices? Unless of course the men have to wear skirts too which would be fine Wink

Boring really but my old boss when I was pregnant didn't want me to carry tea up the stairs on a tray... because it could cause miscarriage apparently Hmm It was ok though to get second degree burns from scaling tea double Hmm

No bleach in toilets because it is a hazardous substance and would be checked at audit. Cue much panic when auditor turns up as the bleach has to be hidden and the fridge checked for mouldy food. Because that is the priority in a bank.

But have to say I loved, loved, loved every minute I worked there and their old fashioned, slightly bonkers ways. Good old Bradford and Bingley

nickelbabysnatcher · 22/01/2011 16:02

i worked in a factory once, where you had 2 20 minute breaks.
Your drink would be put out for you every time by the man in charge of it all (think he was also caretaker?), and that meant you had to have the same one every single time.
I managed to get it through to him (eventually) that i only wanted a hot drink in the morning, not the afternoon, but once I wanted soup instead of my usual cup of tea (i very often had to drink it even though I didn't fancy it) and he was grumpy towards me for a week

octopusinabox · 22/01/2011 15:57

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AlistairSim · 22/01/2011 15:53

I worked for a very large charity which forbade staff to smoke within 5 miles of the building.

BalloonSlayer · 22/01/2011 15:49

I had quite a few temp jobs in a further education college. One, in the library was for one whole week.

When checking on the last day what time I should go to lunch, I was informed rather frostily by the librarian that on Friday all the library staff ate their lunch together in the library as a team-building exercise, and that I was expected to join them.

To my dying day I will wonder why I didn't ask her why the Fucking Hell she thought she could tell someone who wasn't going to be there the following week anyway that they had to essentially stay at work during their lunch hour, for which they were not being paid. I desperately wish I had informed her that if she wanted me to do something particular during my lunchbreak then it constituted work and I should be paid for it.

I suppose I sucked it up in case it affected me being offered any other work at the same place.

ReshapeWhileDamp · 22/01/2011 15:46

Nope, really boring. Just unexpected. Someone who should probably have known better managed to gouge really quite a large hole in her chest with the sharp end of the tweezers after walking into a door!

CointreauVersial · 22/01/2011 15:37

Sorry, ChasingRainbows, that sounds like an eminently sensible rule to me!! That stuff is radioactive - the smell could knock you out.

BoffinMum · 22/01/2011 15:36

Now Reshape, you have to tell us more. Was it a rude accident?????????? Grin

ReshapeWhileDamp · 22/01/2011 15:35

unreasonable, I mean. tch

ReshapeWhileDamp · 22/01/2011 15:34

Shuddering at these! The only unreasnable Work Rule we operate under at the moment is, no playdough over the carpet. At least, DS thinks it's unreasnable! Grin

I used to work in an academic department where things were very laid-back and lax - the occasional directive would come in from on high, but it was treated with the derision it deserved. We were meant to have any personal electric equipment (like a phone charger) checked out and stickered by the safety staff, but nobody ever bothered. Like boffinmum, we were told no booze consumed on the premises, but unlike her, this had no time limit, the bastards. We held regular student/staff quiz nights where various people would get trollied, so theoretically, those were now dry. Were they hell...Grin

The only time things were taken seriously was after a freak accident involving a pair of tweezers, after which, our H&S policy was rewritten. Grin

dawntigga · 22/01/2011 15:32

I heart this thread, it justifies me taking redundancy Wink

At college we HAVE to wear a lanyard with our id card on it at all times. But we aren't allowed to wear anything dangly whilst using the sewing machines, this would make doing a fashion course a tiny bit difficult.

LaughedHerselfStupidAtThisThreadTiggaxx

BoffinMum · 22/01/2011 15:31

When I went for my maternity leave briefing the HR woman told me that all children (and dogs incidentally, but I wasn't planning on giving birth to one of those) were banned from campus.

I said, "Hang on, we run visit days for school kids, community open days, and also I had to have a CRB check when I started in case I lectured someone under 18. We have nappy changing tables in the toilets and high chairs in all the catering outlets. We even have a nursery on site. Since when were they banned?"

Her response was, "You're twisting my words".

WTF?

BalloonSlayer · 22/01/2011 15:23

I used to work for a company where you got a three course meal free every day. Soup and roll or fruit juice, followed by about five choices of main course and then dessert. Only water was provided to drink but most people used their fruit juice starter as their drink during the meal. If you didn't feel well and thought you'd just have soup for lunch you were stopped by the Dinnerladies and sternly informed:

"You can NOT have soup AND orange juice." "Look, I've got a rotten cold, I'm not hungry, it's ALL I'M HAVING"

"It doesn't matter that it's all you're having, you can't have soup AND orange juice"
"Are you saying that a 150ml of orange juice costs more than roast chicken with all the trimmings and apple crumble and custard?"
"You can't have soup AND orange juice."

Confused
chasingrainbows · 22/01/2011 15:17

working in a well known dept store floor rules disallowed the wearing of 'poison' perfume - this is the perfume hall.

gemma4d · 22/01/2011 15:14

If you get sent away on a training course you can claim back for a "reasonable price" lunch. All hell broke loose when someone super-sized their McDonalds. There was even a memo sent around to everyone,"this sort of abuse of the system will not be tolerated". Flipping 'eck!

octopusinabox · 22/01/2011 15:14

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crystalglasses · 22/01/2011 15:00

To be fair to some businesses, I think some of these silly rules may derive from their company insurance regulations. Children in the workplace may be one of them. If there is an accident, the company may not be covered.

Of course there are others made up be 'jobsworth' and small minded people.

StealthPolarStuckSpaceBar · 22/01/2011 15:00

Shock at the ones around not starting conversations during initiation / with people more senior!
Whn did you lot work - the 19thC??

BibiThree · 22/01/2011 14:53

Our office rules are as follows:

No cut flowers or plants - strictly enforced by building manager, so if we want to bring in flowers for someone's birthday, they have to receive them in the car park.

No visiting children anywhere in building except in canteen - so when I took my newborn twins in to see colleagues, I couldn't have them by my relatively safe desk in case something happened, but I could have them in the canetten with people carrying round knives, forks and hot food and drinks.

No kettles, we have hyrdo taps with safety buttons

No toasters, and not allowed to use canteen toaster for own bread as apparently toasting bread brought in from outside is against H&S (nothing to do with profit margins apparently)

All give a travel cup with lid for hot drinks at all times, no exceptions

When pg I wasn't allowed to use the building stairs either, but also wasn't allowed to change my parking space to one closer to the building to avoid using the steps in the carpark.

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