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Strange / silly rules at work

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melpomene · 21/01/2011 19:15

What strange or silly rules do you have in your workplace?

Here are some examples from the office where I work:

  • My colleagues asked if we could have a small bookcase, because we have heaps of reference books on the desks and a bookcase would make it much easier to store and find them. We were told that it is against the policy to have bookcases or shelves, and that "if we got a book case then people would put things on it".
  • They provide pencils but not pencil sharpeners, so when your pencil gets blunt you have to throw it away and get a new one.
  • In the canteen, they sometimes serve vegetable curry. They also serve rice.
However, you are not allowed to have vegetable curry with rice. You are allowed to have vegetable curry with a baked potato, or chicken curry with rice, but not vegetable curry with rice Confused.

Has anyone else got any silly rules?

OP posts:
ChippingInSmellyCheeseFreak · 21/01/2011 19:23

WMMC - we had to do that too when I first started working! Madness itself isn't it!! Mind you, also having had staff myself since then I can kind of see how it comes about Grin

ChippingInSmellyCheeseFreak · 21/01/2011 19:22

Mel - sounds like a typical office! Full of stupid rules!! You do wonder who the hell thinks them up and why they think they are reasonable?!

Ken - that would piss me off, I only drink Latte! (well no, I drink lots of things, but the only coffee I drink is a Latte and as you say if it's not a cost thing why?)

I love where I work now, no stupid rules and a FAB boss Grin

whomovedmychocolate · 21/01/2011 19:22

KennDoddsDadsDog - I used to work somewhere that had that rule too. It was freakish Hmm Grin

My old office you had to bring an old broken pen to get a new one but if you said your laptop was broken you'd have a new one within a few hours no questions asked Confused

KenDoddsDadsDog · 21/01/2011 19:18

When our clients are on site they can eat and drink what they like free of charge. Apart from lattes. Fuck knows why, as a cappuccino costs the same.

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