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39 weeks pg and dh hasnt booked our room!

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stillavirgin · 16/12/2010 20:23

I am 39w pg and dh and I have to travel to his home town to fill in some paperwork. the idiot has neglected to book us a hotel or even a B&B, we dont even know whether there is even a hospital nearby, at this rate I'll be giving rate in a bleddy barn!

part of me thinks he has done this on purpose (baby isnt his) AIBU to be flaming furious with him?

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VickstaS · 17/12/2010 09:51

Why should you live by your exP's rules, OP? He sounds very controlling.

NuttySanta · 17/12/2010 09:29

AwwwwXmas Smile I knew those Enstein CD's were good for unborn babies but, not that good. WoW! Did Gina tell you to play them to your bump? Xmas Smile

thesecondcoming · 17/12/2010 09:16

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Caron1968 · 17/12/2010 08:37

Jesus, for the love of God I think this whole thread is virging on the ridiculous. These three need to get into a stable relationship, stop harping on and get a grip. Later on in life this poor child will have one hell of a cross to bear. All this noise and fuss will have someone waking up from the dead. Heaven knows when this nonsense will end.

melikalikimaka · 17/12/2010 08:33

First impression is that he hadn't booked your private room at the Portland! Had me for a millisecond. Happy Christmas to one and all!Xmas Smile

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stillavirgin · 17/12/2010 08:31

he isnt abusive, and he loves me very, very much. but he is discipilarian and has certain rules that we should live our lives by.

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VickstaS · 17/12/2010 08:24

Things!!! Not thongs!!!

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stillavirgin · 17/12/2010 08:24

ratspeaker - Xmas Grin

we are heading off in a minute, had a word with gabe last night. he said that the babys father wants me to call him jesus. I darent annoy him, he has quite a temper. once he flooded the whole world. and Ive lost count of the amount of plagues he has unleashed...

am scared about giving birth though. anyone know if it hurts more if you are a virgin?

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VickstaS · 17/12/2010 08:23

OP, I am concerned that you say your ex did some awful thongs when angered. What did he do? Were you abused? Is that why you left him?

ratspeaker · 16/12/2010 23:56

Oh I've just twigged
Your babe is going to be special...
theres a creator about...

You are about to give birth to

The Flying Spaghetti Monster in the Invisible Pink Unicorns stable

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stillavirgin · 16/12/2010 23:18

wow, he is going to be really special then!

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mothernature · 16/12/2010 23:02

Just to let you know not to be scared but on the 21st December there will be a total lunar eclipse

Your baby's star sign Capricorn

Element: Earth

Ruling planets: Saturn

Symbol: The Goat

Stone: Garnet

Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements

Vibration: Poweful resilient energy

Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired by their family and friends and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac?s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented by the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The second is the garden goat, with little adventurous spirit or ambition-happy to remain within a small domain, refusing to budge unless it is pushed. Either type of Capricorn, however, is patient and persevering. They reach their goals because they know the longest journey commences with a single step and that the first step is always the most difficult.

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stillavirgin · 16/12/2010 22:53

jugglingjo, no. they are all full too, its v frustrating. especially since i dont even want to go! there is a fair bit of unrest round here at the mo, due to herods laws.

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jugglingjo · 16/12/2010 22:49

Doesn't he have any rellies you could stay with ?!

I think Saturday is more likely !

I see it in the stars !

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stillavirgin · 16/12/2010 22:36

unfortunately, the moneylenders are rife, one day they shall all be cast out, hopefully. I was hoping he would be a teacher tbh. ah, look, ive got his life all mapped out for him.

mothernature, i hope so. its a scary world out there!

the baby's real father... well, he is (as i said) a master creator. and an amazing architect, you have DEFINATELY seen some of his work! he does have a vengeful streak though. has done some pretty awful things in the past when angered.

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mothernature · 16/12/2010 22:29

I hear Joseph purchases a place in a caravan passing through from Mesopotamia! It will provide protection from bandits, bears, and mountain lions....

Avantia · 16/12/2010 22:28

stay away from banking - perhaps a life coach or counsellor ?

blackeyedsusan · 16/12/2010 22:27

Carpentry is a good steady profession. Joseph is doing you a favour sticking around and all that. May be dc will go on to better things when he is a bit older.

Come on we want more hints on who real dad is.

Thinking about names, Jeshua has a lovely meaning, he who saves or something. Maybe ds will go into banking. I hear the money changing business is going well in the temple in Jerusalem.

MrsSnaplegs · 16/12/2010 22:25

I've heard some other things about the temple - something about dodgy moneylenders and stuff, I think they're a bit like ocean finance but a religious version Wink

sausagewrappedinbacon · 16/12/2010 22:24

Joseph - best wear some good, sturdy boots, I hear the roads over there are well dusty. Oh, and pack some earplugs - you're not going to get much kip with all that cattle lowing all over the shop.

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stillavirgin · 16/12/2010 22:19

timeforabiscuit, the temple at nazereth is meant to be very good. we plan to go there for passover when baby is older. dh wants the baby to go into carpentry like him, but i would like him to go on to greater things!

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stillavirgin · 16/12/2010 22:16

joseph, weve been through this. gabe explained everything to you. this baby is a good thing. you'll see!

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Timeforabiscuit · 16/12/2010 22:15

Its under the herald angels network - you should be fine, theres a great local Temple at Nazareth, but you'll need to know someone high up on the board to have a chance in hell of getting a place

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stillavirgin · 16/12/2010 22:15

betsy, that would be great! are there cattle? it may help the baby sleep to hear them lowing. or it may wake him up... argh, baby brain!

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JosephofNazareth · 16/12/2010 22:14

Respect! Of course!

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