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39 weeks pg and dh hasnt booked our room!

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stillavirgin · 16/12/2010 20:23

I am 39w pg and dh and I have to travel to his home town to fill in some paperwork. the idiot has neglected to book us a hotel or even a B&B, we dont even know whether there is even a hospital nearby, at this rate I'll be giving rate in a bleddy barn!

part of me thinks he has done this on purpose (baby isnt his) AIBU to be flaming furious with him?

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tribpot · 22/12/2010 19:11

Eeuw, stillavirgin, aren't pregnant women meant to stay away from sheep? Or is that cat litter, I never can remember.

Here's hoping lastminute.com comes up with something for you!

SantasNutellaFairy · 22/12/2010 19:06

Just thought you'd like to know- Bethlehem is filling up really quickly. I doubt you'll get a room nowSad. Still 2 days away aren't you? If you started out 4/5 days ago you'd be near Jericho now?

MrsGuyOfChristmasBorn · 22/12/2010 19:02
Xmas Grin
clumsymumsnowdriftbaby · 22/12/2010 19:00

{fgrin}

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stillavirgin · 22/12/2010 18:45

well, he is still sulking. he says he feels betrayed and hurt. how many more times do I have to explain? we passed some lovely shepherds a while back. they let me sit and rest. but the strangest thing happened... all the sheep came and rested their heads on my bump!

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stillavirgin · 21/12/2010 20:58

still no room arranged btw, Im hoping there'll be a last minute cancellation!

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stillavirgin · 21/12/2010 20:57

sorry, im just tired and a bit dusty. my bum hurts from the donkey!

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StAnne · 21/12/2010 13:10

Now your really making me worry. I told Joseph to get RFLC Cover (Royal Four Legged Club) I know three wise men have that cover for their camels! Xmas Smile

Dysgu · 19/12/2010 18:11

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StAnne · 19/12/2010 17:02

Sweet heart I worry about you? Have you got the chicken soup in the Thermos flask I packed for you? I have been reading all these men are going to visit you, not a midwife or doula among them. I should have gone with you? But your Dad said 'she made her bed she better lie in it' Xmas Sad I must admit Joseph looked happier just when I said I couldn't come' I wonder why? I'm a very good map reader. Never mind when you get back I'll spoil you and my new grandchild. I'm going to get you some Fitflop, a Gina Ford book and I'll babysit promise. Your Aunty Ida sends her love. Take care Sweet heart Xmas Smile

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stillavirgin · 19/12/2010 00:23
Xmas Grin

blu, good point, shall start one now!

see, i just know that the second it pops out it'll be all about the baby. everyone will forget about me! I'll end up being that teenager that god knocked up.

or little -'s mummy!

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Blu · 18/12/2010 23:37

StillAVirgin, I notice you haven't started a thread in 'Baby Names'. What are you going to call her, when she arrives?
Need any suggestions?

ratspeaker · 18/12/2010 23:27

Huh loaves and fishes bet that means fish finger sandwiches, watch the lips curl unless its done a la Jamie

and wine to water
all very well
but what type of wine?
Chardonnay
Merlot
Sauvignon Blanc
Robola
Lambrini

Starisonthetree · 18/12/2010 23:25

Give this babe a chance before you start asking him to do funny things with water and wine. I think he'll need about 30 years to come to terms with his parents not being married and not being born in the water birth suite at the local hospital

ratspeaker · 18/12/2010 23:22

IU'm a bit worried here, you've no idea where you will be staying but yet the babe's dad is going to hand out invites to all and sundry to come visit you within hours of you givin birth
bet no one even mentions changing a nappy, making you a cuppa, tidying up for
Nope it'll be "pose for this picture" "admire these gifts" and not one of them will bring some babygro in the right size

scottishmummy · 18/12/2010 23:20

naw i fink walking on water,and the loaves and fishes thang hes bang on to get on G&T register

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stillavirgin · 18/12/2010 23:19

dya think its enough to get him on the G&T register, or will it sound like PFB bragging?

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scottishmummy · 18/12/2010 23:18

i hear your wean turns water into wine later on. now thats worth bragging at school gate

mandarin speaking?
Grade XVI piano?
aye well check this...water into wine ah tell you,no word of a lie

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stillavirgin · 18/12/2010 23:16

SM, he said he was ok with it, he'll be getting a sainthood after all! Xmas Grin

balthasar... hmmm. maybe ask him if we can collect from store instead?

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Blu · 18/12/2010 23:16

Oh, you poor love - you seem to be getting a very rough deal for your one night of passion. I hope it was worth it and the sex was good - immaculate, even.

Give it another 2 millenia and the MAP will be invented to put a stop to this sort of shenanigans.

And, of course, Travelodge £19 deals.

scottishmummy · 18/12/2010 23:14

ask for white company gifts.not myrrh or oily shite

and dont be fobbed off by son of god rubbish either

Seraphinandcherubim · 18/12/2010 23:14

we have been asked by the boss to visit some shepherds in the field about you, but as its so cold and snowy out, we were hoping that they might be lurking on here somewhere. Its far too nice by the fire to venture out onto some hill side.

If you are reading this, could you take a trip into town on Saturday next? Take a lamb with you, don't worry about the other sheep, they'll be fine this once.

Boy do i hope we don't have to do that singing and flying stuff, it really takes it out of you

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stillavirgin · 18/12/2010 23:12

Xmas Grin true. the father of my child is omnipotent, and he cant even arrange a hotel!

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Balthasar · 18/12/2010 23:11

It's ok actually Mary, your baby-daddy says he'll give us some sort of sign to let us know when and where. I think he means on facebook?

p.s. we saw Herod today, he asked us to let him know when we find out where you are. He seemed very keen, I think he must have got you something really good from mothercare.

scottishmummy · 18/12/2010 23:10

you dirty stop out up duff by another man,nae wonder yer man doesnt have bethlehem MangersRUs on speeddial

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