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sanjunujnjjndjhijhj

425 replies

samysanju · 19/10/2010 22:29

Mortgage Deals

OP posts:
MollygoreR · 22/10/2010 15:39

passage secreted by HolmesNet

cestlavie · 22/10/2010 14:21

Oh thank god, somebody else heard the voices as well. I thought it was just me.

How exactly did you make them stop though? I mean. Exactly. I don't like what they want me to do...

OooeeeoooeeeoooeeEthel · 22/10/2010 14:20

If hes still wearing it - Leave Him!

Ibelieveitsdragonbutter · 22/10/2010 13:20

You should have whipped cream on it...

pickledbabe · 22/10/2010 12:49

See, that's what happens when you put it in your eye.

You'll have to wear a patch for a fortnight.
[hangry]

BonzoDooDah · 22/10/2010 11:58

So just where is the original retro faux lamb fur coat anyway?

Caron1968 · 22/10/2010 11:24
ThighsWideShitItsAGhost · 22/10/2010 11:04
Caron1968 · 22/10/2010 10:46

Pumpkin I agree YANBU.
Fuck I got that wrong didn't I

usualsuspect · 22/10/2010 10:27

Inbox me op

RunawayPumpkin · 22/10/2010 10:26

Caron I disagree YABU

Caron1968 · 22/10/2010 09:52

Mass debate. It is fun.

overmydeadbody · 22/10/2010 08:06

As long as it's not in Comic Sans you'll be al right.

Gory09 · 22/10/2010 08:02

Oh and OP please stop picking your nose we can all see you and it is quite off putting!

RunawayPumpkin · 22/10/2010 07:53

Well why not start our own invitation only site?

IMoveTheStars · 22/10/2010 00:14

RIP CABE

ThighsWideShitItsAGhost · 21/10/2010 23:59

But when I pull it out it has poo on it. I thought that was normal?

Stinkyoldclottedcatspus · 21/10/2010 23:01

If you start screaming, hes to hard!

BatBrainsPumpkinHead · 21/10/2010 22:55

If he starts screaming its too hard.

BatBrainsPumpkinHead · 21/10/2010 22:55

I hope the hamster gave you indegestion!!!

GrimmaTheNome · 21/10/2010 22:54

Sorry, you'd better go to A&E. NHS Direct will only tell you to do that anyway. Yes, it will be embarrassing but worse if you wait.

Sitdownandstoptalking · 21/10/2010 22:37

Make sure your hands are clean, then give it a tug. Not too hard. HTH

Stinkyoldclottedcatspus · 21/10/2010 22:32

You ATE your hamster??!!!!!

WhatWouldMadonnaDo · 21/10/2010 22:24

I know your sort OP...

If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, with a nice pond in it, you'd fill in the pond with concrete, you'd plow the family into the soil, you'd blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother.

juneybean · 21/10/2010 22:19

Bring on the trumpets.

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