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sanjunujnjjndjhijhj

425 replies

samysanju · 19/10/2010 22:29

Mortgage Deals

OP posts:
samysanjufriend · 20/10/2010 10:20

Shes not a troll ..shes a lovely person you are all bastards

theyoungvisiter · 20/10/2010 10:16

how very dare you, you load of beyatches. I came here for support and this is what I get Angry

Rollmops · 20/10/2010 10:14

Gets out trusty old pitchfork and scrambles round for torch. Iz Twoll Huntin' time, melovelies!

[hhmm]

ThighsWideShitItsAGhost · 20/10/2010 10:13

DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU ARE GIVESHEADLESSHORSEMAN...

Givesheadlesshorseman try finger up mans nose in google image search.

OP - I'd recommend a sink plunger and plenty of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

Worked for me.

theyoungvisiter · 20/10/2010 10:07

won't somebody please think of the CHILDREN.

Shodan · 20/10/2010 10:02

Posters annihilated by Mumsnet.

RunawayPumpkin · 20/10/2010 09:58

Starts to wonder if the OP is a troll> [hhmm]

Casserole · 20/10/2010 09:56

Eating Poptarts whilst pregnant?

YADBU.

madugherowngrave · 20/10/2010 09:51

Spaghetti bolognaise & garlic bread for me & DH

DCs - crumbs from the salad drawer

CJsSeveredHead · 20/10/2010 09:48

I'm not sure, but I think she might work in Tesco?

ScroobiousPip · 20/10/2010 09:46

Have you considered BLW?

Shodan · 20/10/2010 09:46

I find myself mildly vexed by this.

Are you sure you've got it right, OP?

OooeeeoooeeeoooeeEthel · 20/10/2010 09:40

Double-ended is the way to go.

BeerTrixSixSixPotter · 20/10/2010 09:39

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RunawayPumpkin · 20/10/2010 09:36

No you can not use that toilet to live in YABU

usualsuspect · 20/10/2010 09:36

well personally I wouldn't let my 35 year old walk to the shops alone ,but your child your rules

BeerTrixSixSixPotter · 20/10/2010 09:30

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BitOfFunderthepatio · 20/10/2010 09:29

YABU- and your sense of entitlement is breathtaking.

katkouta · 20/10/2010 09:25

They are full of Aspartame.

EsioTrot · 20/10/2010 09:20

Well OP it's obvious to me that the child just needs a good smack!

KnitterNotTwitter · 20/10/2010 09:10

oooh - I love a live birth thread - PUSH

OooeeeoooeeeoooeeEthel · 20/10/2010 09:09

Wedge it open with a stick and leave it to air.

PersonalClown · 20/10/2010 09:05

Blame the meeeeeedja I say.

ASecretLemonadeDrinker · 20/10/2010 09:02

penis withdrawn at posters request

childrenofthecornsilk · 20/10/2010 09:01

I blame Madonna

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