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If it was MNers, not MINers, stuck underground...

126 replies

Eleison · 13/10/2010 12:30

Style and Beauty: Does this capsule make me look frumpy?

Childbirth: If I'm not out in 48 hours, will I have to be induced?

Relationships: DP keeps messaging me from the surface to say that he can see himself on telly. Is he narcissistic?

Good Housekeeping: Can't be bothered to shift rubble from tunnel entrance. Am I a slattern?

(etc. ...)

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Original poster

Eleison · 14/10/2010 12:57

Anyone got a promotional code for the Boden floral-print helmet?

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Changebagsandgladrags · 14/10/2010 12:56

Message sent up to rescuers: Don't put any bloody froot shoots down the supply tube.

VinegaRigamorTits · 14/10/2010 12:54

Tram Huns - which mining cart are you buying this year?

Original poster

Eleison · 14/10/2010 12:51

Some flaming bint has parked her capsule in the disabled space cos the mother-and-chiild ones are full

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2shoeprintsintheblood · 14/10/2010 12:47

why isn't this mine wheelchair friendly

Dumbledoresgirl · 14/10/2010 12:46

Gardening Club: Anyone else growing mushrooms this year?

InmyheadIminParis · 14/10/2010 12:45

snigger

sarah293 · 14/10/2010 12:21

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snigger · 14/10/2010 12:20

It'd be the plate rescue thread on a bigger scale.

"My DH has slipped down the back of a mine shaft - WWYD?"

VinegaRigamorTits · 14/10/2010 12:17

Conception: im 6 weeks gone but have been in the mine for over 2 months

littletreesmum · 14/10/2010 12:13

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bythepowerofMN · 14/10/2010 12:11

inspirational thread!!!!

Bit worried about Friday night being bumsex night Imagine, all those hairy truckers!!!

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Eleison · 14/10/2010 12:10

Media and Non-Member Requests:

Anyone not yet signed up with Max Clifford?

If so, could I have a picture of a pretty one of you with coal dust attractively smeared on one cheek and your children looking traumatized but relieved its all over? I could make up the quotes so it needn't be too much trouble for you.

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MassiveKnob · 14/10/2010 12:08

pmsl - fattist

BitOfFunderthepatio · 14/10/2010 12:06

AIBU to think that the size of the rescue shaft is fattist?

VinegaRigamorTits · 14/10/2010 12:03

AIBU: a group of old MiNers have fucked off to another exculsive mine and have called themselves Minoldies, AIBU to be pissed off they havent invited me?

Style and Beauty: How do you make eyeliner out of coal?

Southwind · 14/10/2010 12:03

Do Greggs deliver ??

MassiveKnob · 14/10/2010 12:02

dust?

SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood · 14/10/2010 12:00

Imagine what's for dinner?

Kbear · 14/10/2010 11:57

Geeky stuff: bugger all wireless connection down here....

Mumsnet Local Meetups: meet you by the wall, no, the other wall....

MassiveKnob · 14/10/2010 11:55

ooh, as MassiveKnobDirtySanchez aka number 21, surely I qualify for a MinOldie because you must have your friday night filth threads, and I could be chief contributor

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Eleison · 14/10/2010 11:48

Site Stuff: As the last one out, I consider myself to be a MinOldie and am starting my own website. So there.

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MassiveKnob · 14/10/2010 11:42

pmsl

vbusymum1 · 13/10/2010 14:51

In the style of a thread I read earlier "I was 69 days late home from work and my childminder had my DCs dressed and waiting in the garden"

No offence to the OP on that thread

MassiveKnob · 13/10/2010 14:44

would the capsule be a 4x4 ?

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