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to think this couple are bonkers

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SlightlyJaded · 07/10/2010 10:40

So we have got quite friendly with this couple through school. They are both professionals lawyer/banker and seem to have shedloads of money and live in a beautiful house. But I have always thought they are a bit odd - a few strange random comments and slightly bonkers opinions on things, but I don't mind strange and DD gets on well with their DD.

They invited us round to supper at their big posh house the other night and DH and I made a real effort to 'scrub up'. Paid for babysitter, dolled ourselves up and spent more on wine than we ever would at home.

We get there - all fine and lovely. Glass of wine and chit chat - slightly odd topics (sex life of Nomads in Papa New Guinea and a less interesting 15 minutes on Chinese banking but still...), then we sit down at quite a formal dinner table and hostess serves starter of.... tinned soup. We know it's tinned because it's Heniz tomato soup and there are 3 empty cans in bin... That's ok, we like soup and chat away. Hostess starts laughing uncontrollably at something. Host doesn't think this is odd but sits back and wait for her to stop. We smile and ask what's so funny but she just carries on laughing. Then she stops and carries on talking as though nothing had happened. She then makes a bit to-do and hoo-ha about serving up main course of.... macaroni cheese. Not even baked in the oven, just macaroni stirred into a cheese sauce - like I make for DCs. And that's it.

DH and I eat it and try not to catch each others eyes. Nothing is said about the choice of main course other than 'I hope you like macaroni cheese' so I start to wonder if my expectations were too high? And then we get pudding which is a scoop of Neapolitan ice cream out of the tub.

As we leave, host pinches my bottom in full view of everyone and says 'that was fun' and hostess laughs her head off and says 'pinch punch first day of the month' - even though it isn't. And that's it.

DH says they are a bit quirky and to stop going on about it but I think they are mentalists. I'm right aren't I?

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flyingzebra · 15/11/2010 10:01

I feel really uncomfortable about this thread being in MN classics. I know I'm in the minority here, but I still feel I should say it.

Although this thread evolved organically from an AIBU thread and didn't originally set out as a concerted attempt to mock two RL people in front on an internet audience of hundreds, that is what it's now become.

I'm not sure this thread should really be permanently pinned to the classics page on a site where people often come to discuss how to teach their children that it's ok to be different, and that bullying is wrong.

I accept the 'humour' in this thread went right over my head. I don't see why it's funny to google the price of a bottle of wine given as a gift, or to create situations which can be smirked about later. If someone told me they were doing this in RL, I wouldn't laugh, I'd think they were cruel.

Hey ho, anyway, bringing my contribution on this thread to the attention of MNHQ as I'd like to know their take on this.

I'm sure it will be the usual "MN is moderated in a hands off way and MNers set the tone" kind of response.

I'd be interested to know how you'd feel if you were the couple in question and read this thread though.

MrsBonkers · 14/11/2010 23:30

popzie i think their choice of food is the least of their worries - have a read of the whole thread if you have a spare couple of hours!

floweryblue · 14/11/2010 21:07

Am I the only one to think mr and mrs slightly equally bonkers for googling wine value during dinner party?

FairyArmadillo · 13/11/2010 23:26

Grin Just read the whole thread. Best thing I've read in ages. OP, please go to their country cottage.

BikeRunSki · 13/11/2010 22:09

DH has just made me read out selected excepts of this thread, to explain my tear inducing laughter.

He thinks Mr and Mrs B sound quite nice, and we are all being mean.

bathbuns · 13/11/2010 21:58

Popzie you need to read the thread. You are missing a seriously good laugh if you don't

Popzie · 13/11/2010 21:56

This is to op, as have only read page one; I can't believe mners on this thread are defending these people for serving up heinz soup at a dinner party. It doesn't take much effort to get something decent in - a prepared meal for instance, especially if they have some help to heat it up. I think it shows a lack of respect to be honest. If they don't like cooking, why didn't they forget the food and get you around for just drinks? There are some unspoken rules whereby if you invite guests over you treat them right. Also, why does serving up shit food mean they are swingers? There is no correlation between the two. If this suggestion has come about because of the bum pinch, then that's a bit ott. That is a bit weird admittedly, but maybe they were pissed?

Wobblewatcher · 13/11/2010 21:29

This thread is stupidly funny. My face is tear stained.

I have updated FB.

OP can you keep this thread running by updating it every time you come into contact with these bloody wonderful people...

Jammyrella · 13/11/2010 20:55

We were out this afternoon and bought a hungry DD a bag of Pom Bears as a snack. As we approached the car, where we had said she could eat them, DH (who has heard about this thread) said loudly, "Pom Bear, anyone?". I looked round to see if I could spot any smirking MNers, but sadly no :(

JenniferCanesten · 13/11/2010 19:42

In my experience though, it's the people who seem normal who are actually the weirdest... probably Mr & Mrs SlightlyJaded, who think they're normal actually dress up like medieval pillocks and do re-enactments in muddy fields, and have a collection of china frogs in the living room.

Y'know. Just saying. Grin

GingerGlitterGoddess · 13/11/2010 19:35

The pombear website appears to have crashed Grin

victoriascrumptious · 13/11/2010 19:32

I'd really really love to be friends with Mr & Mrs Chopsy. Seriously I would they sound like my ideal people. I seem to be meeting a lot of dull people recently.

nbee84 · 13/11/2010 19:31

Pom Bear on Facebook.

Habbibu · 13/11/2010 19:23

Today at the playgroup Christmas Fair, one of the tombola prizes was a packet of Pom Bears. Coincidence? I think not. So own up - which one of you was it? I laughed out loud when I saw it.

Fannyanny · 13/11/2010 17:13

Slightly I know that from this day on, whenever I'm feeling low I will only have to think of a Teddy Bear shaped snack and all will be well with the world.

Thankyou so much. Grin

SauvignonBlanche · 13/11/2010 16:50
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waltonsmountain · 13/11/2010 16:47

True eccentrics. How fabulous. They are getting to be quite a rare breed these days. I'm in love with the sound of this bonkers family. Wish I knew them!

ScarletBandit · 13/11/2010 15:59

Slightly, you have made me laugh so much this afternoon! Grin
Fantastic dinner party, and sparklers in the ice cream sundaes, classic Grin

mumoflittlemouse · 13/11/2010 15:52

I have just spent a precious hour of my mum babysitting our 16mo DD reading this, when actually I am meant to be rewriting my CV for a possible life changing job opportunity.
I have only got one more hour before I have to pick her up but I am unrepentant, that was totally hilarious.

Oh my gosh, the original dinner, the turps, the mad comments, the umbrella conversation- my personal highlight and of course, the magnificent pom bear moment. Treats, treats, treats!! Killed myself laughing in the house on my own like a loon.

Loved it.
Mrs & Mr Slightly, I salute you both.

Grin
Indaba · 13/11/2010 15:50

I fear am going to be laughed at forever on MN and will have to name change.....but have lived out of the UK for a while.....what is a Pom Bear. We don't have them where I am. Having read whole thread I assume its a sweet of some sort.

jabberwocky · 13/11/2010 13:44

Wonderful thread! SlightlyJaded, I salute you and your dh.

SlightlyJaded · 13/11/2010 12:30

AnyoneforTurps I am glad you asked. Everytime I post I keep meaning to add a caveat about their DD. She seems lovely, sweet and currently displaying no unusual behaviour that I am aware of. My DD thinks she's great and aparantly they play 'Headmistresses' together at break time - whatever that involves.

I just thought I should cover my arse for when they sue me for slander mention that

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Alaya · 13/11/2010 11:19

Hehe I just updated my FB status to 'Pom bear, anyone?'

You're all a terribly bad influence on me.... I like it! Wink

TootaLaFruit · 13/11/2010 09:19

Best thread ever. Your DH is a hero. And you are pretty darn fabulous too.

Please, please, pleeeeease go to Cornwall so that we too can have some more? Grin

DoodlingPomBear · 13/11/2010 09:03

currently at no 6! Mr SlightlyJaded should be even prouder!!!!!

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