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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

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BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 17:19

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loopyloops · 05/10/2010 17:18

Oh, stop being such LOOOOOOOOOOOOSERs and give me some damn cupcakes.

funtimewincies · 05/10/2010 17:18

Ah well, cupcakes are out when CB is cut. Back to the bags of broken biscuits from my student days.

FallingWithStyle · 05/10/2010 17:17

daftpunk Tue 05-Oct-10 16:30:29
"Thread of the century.

This one will never be topped.

Lolololololol........love it."

Arf! you would say that punky, I read this and straight away thought of your MN debut Grin

Aaahh...good times!

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 17:17

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AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 17:16
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loopyloops · 05/10/2010 17:15

I've had enough of your 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY.

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 17:14

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Alouiseg · 05/10/2010 17:14

Beertricks he's on royal canin, paninis and latte give him gas :o

MrsWeasley · 05/10/2010 17:13

Oh Thanks Hbouquet for telling me about how it really is on this site. I thought it was a bunch of women with the odd male "allowed" Wink to post, who like to have a "chat/bit of banter" in between running around after our families. :)

I thought it was a place where people can sound off, ask questions, receive support, share laughs (and sometimes tears) and generally moan and chat without the whole world knowing our inner most thoughts.

I've looked at the faces of the people who run this site and if they are "lifes real loosers" then I will aim to fail more often. That will take some pressure off.
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Phew I feel dim that I got it so wrong for so long. Wink

BUT I am happy here and will remain here for a long time to come, like that annoying yoghurt stain that always shows up on school photos.

I Cant have one of those drinks you so familar with because I have no idea what you are on about but a cup of tea is calling to me.

Bye HBouquet have a nice "cheerful" life, if you ever need some support, help, advice, cheering up, boast about a success, or just a general chat then you know where we are. We usually allow people a second chance after they see the error of their ways.

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 17:12

Well, a little bit of LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH wouldn't go amiss.

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 17:11

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loopyloops · 05/10/2010 17:10

Umm, that's a bit SPOILT, MEAN and MISERLY isn't it? And you don't want to get OBESE do you?

Littlefish · 05/10/2010 17:09

Please, please let this thread go into Classics.

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 17:08

And staying, give fellatio one too! Wink

funtimewincies · 05/10/2010 17:08

Have a custard cream to dunk Grin.

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loopyloops · 05/10/2010 17:07

Can I have a cupcake please? You're making me hungry.

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 17:05

I see we've upped the anti and are all shouting in bold now!

(not me, obviously - but that's just because I can't be bothered with all those asterisks.)

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Secretwishescometrue · 05/10/2010 17:03

Ah dear you need a hug really dont you? Thats what's this is really about isn't it??

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