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LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

OP posts:
StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 18:04

You are just so insightful and sensitive, MadAboutQuavers. What was it about the OP that gave it away??

seaturtle · 05/10/2010 18:04

Having a bad day, OP? Haven't read the whole thread yet. Did she come back?

By the way I've never had a chai latte or a 4x4. And I don't like paninis.... And that's the funniest OP I've read today! Wink

MadAboutQuavers · 05/10/2010 18:01

hbouquet - I think you need to be totally honest now...

You're not completely happy, are you?

pigletmania · 05/10/2010 17:58

um num num even better Grin, can I have one with my hot chocolate (Cadbury of course) and my marshallows.

MissBeehiving · 05/10/2010 17:57

I thought a chai latte was a type of dog.

Littlefish · 05/10/2010 17:53

Grin - The OP can now be laughed at for evermore!

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 17:52

They are fresh from my own kitchen, piglet - and I even made them myself - cook's day off, you know!

Blatherskite · 05/10/2010 17:50

Yey, the thread made it to classics. The troll op is going to be soooo pissed Grin

pigletmania · 05/10/2010 17:50

Oh lovely can I have one Grin, are they from the Hummingbird Bakery or Fortnum and Mason?

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 17:47

I want the last cupcake, don't go offering it to the riff-raff. Angry

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 17:46

Are we still going strong? Did BTP share the cupcakes nicely - after all, I did say they were for all the wunnerful mumsnetters, and though she is, of course, by far the most wunnerful, the rest of you are pretty wunnerful and cupcake-worthy too.

And no - I don't think I should 'give Fellatio one - I don't think I am that sort of a girl!! ShockBlushGrin

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 17:42

I think it was the Fantasy Middle Class Soft Play Centre thread that tipped him/her over the edge. But what he/she doesn't realise is that if there is one thing we specialise in, it's laughing at ourselves. It' called irony OP It can be hard to decipher when you busy being all puffed up with self-righteousness. Don't feel bad. Have a cupcake.

BoysAreLikeDogs · 05/10/2010 17:40

lol

spikeycow · 05/10/2010 17:34

Maybe she's one of the people who thought she had a good friend and then got shopped for benefit fraud? The amount of "Shall I shop my mate/ dad/ grandad" threads on here is nuts Wink

pigletmania · 05/10/2010 17:29

I love you too! How wrong and misguided you are op, what narrow views you pocess. MN is a place where parents from all walks of life gather to sound off, share information or go to for advice, and bloody good it is too. But you would not know that because you just dump and run away COWARD!!!!!!!! I don't drive any vehicle, cannot afford skinny lattes in Costa Coffee and shop for bargains, will never venture within a mile of Boden, you will find that of quite a lot of people on MN, how wrong you are. My dh is a higher earner by not much, while I am a STAHM as going to nursery will cost all my wages (I am a community worker), so it is more cost affective to have me at home and good for dd, I think that we deserve a little back from the government. So keep your horrid narrow minded views to yourself, or have the gumption to argue your case on here!

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 17:28

Ballet? Kumon Maths? Allotment? PTA meeting?

GinSlinger · 05/10/2010 17:26

Is that you George?

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 17:26

Where you've been? Today? Yesterday? In a former life?

Was it middle class soft play per chance?
Or M&S? Waitrose?

funtimewincies · 05/10/2010 17:26

Taking your 3 year old to advanced yoga.

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 17:24

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funtimewincies · 05/10/2010 17:22

4x4 couriered, of course.

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 17:22

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FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 17:20

We could scoop them up in a little box and send a food parcel to NetMums. Who says we have no compassion?

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 17:20

Are they Let Them Eat Cupcakes? Are we saving the crumbs for the peasants?

MrsWeasley · 05/10/2010 17:19

BLINKERED IGNORANCE is good for me too so much better than "bitter and twisted".