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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

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crapathy · 05/10/2010 21:37

PMSL at Alwaysbe....so true.

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 21:36

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supersalstrawberry · 05/10/2010 21:32

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WhoAteAllTheCupcakes · 05/10/2010 21:27

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AlwaysbeOpralFruitstome · 05/10/2010 21:27

See, you know this is MUMSnet when somebody comes on and lambastes our principles, ridicules our lifestyle, scoffs at our appearance and pours scorn on our offspring and everybody's a bit 'MEH', 'whatever', 'you might be right but bog off anyway'. Yet add a hot beverage into the mix and Hey Presto, thousands of little mummy ears prick up across the land and you can hear the whispers of 'What is this beverage of what you speak?', 'How is it made and how, perchance could I acquire some?', 'Is there....con-fec-tion-ary allowed with it's consumption?'

Love it!Grin

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 21:24

You dirty DIRTY girls - you should be ashamed of yourselves. Filthy sexual antics like that will crease your Boden and make you spill your lattes!!

VulgarReptileBitch · 05/10/2010 21:21

Rar, Vixen

AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 21:12

I'd pay to watch!

MilkNoSugarPlease · 05/10/2010 21:11

Oh FFS! I hate having to work...I always miss a good thread Wink

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 21:10

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filthymindedvixen · 05/10/2010 21:06

VulgarReptileBitch - I feel the need to frolic nekkid with you, right here, right now, on this thread!
we can charge a fortune for this

FoundWanting · 05/10/2010 21:03

Love the name VRB.

coolma · 05/10/2010 21:01

who's Connor? is arthur still mad ?

VulgarReptileBitch · 05/10/2010 20:57

I measured myself against the OP's list and was found sadly wanting. I am usually a soft and friendly character, but NO MORE.

OP you are my Gok. I am REINVENTED. I feel so STRONG and POWERFUL and REPTILEBITCHY. Ooh it's making me all wriggly!

FanjoKazooie · 05/10/2010 20:51

Is this one of those viral marketing thingummies for Chai Latte?

Wonder is Starbucks will notice an increase in sales?

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 20:35

I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!

BigTeuchLittleTeuch · 05/10/2010 20:29

IS THIS THE EQUIVALENT OF PULLING SOMEONE'S PIGTAILS AT SCHOOL TO GET THE GIRLS' ATTENTION? HMMM?

(Sorry, just couldn't resist the SHOUTING) Grin Grin

I have to say that I particularly liked the point that the OP made....let me see...ah yes "COCK".

AnyFuleKno · 05/10/2010 20:25

I'M WORKING CLASS AND EVEN I THINK YOUR A NOB LOL

YanknCock · 05/10/2010 20:23

I ALSO LIKE TURTLES!!!

(I hadn't got any shouting in earlier)

LastOrdersAgain · 05/10/2010 20:17

I like turtles.

spamm · 05/10/2010 20:14

SDTG - your dog's diet is definitely diverse, which as we all know, is important.

And she seems to get her five-a-day, of everything. I would suggest an expensive middle-class styleee nutritionist, just to verify that you do not need to supplement with anything.

For example, maybe you should offer a mobile to add to that charger?

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 20:13

I winned? Oh I soooo happy. Thanks BeerTricks. Grin

noddyholder · 05/10/2010 20:07

Haven't read the thread but the op is hilarious C'mon Who are ya?Grin

AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 20:05