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LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

662 replies

Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

OP posts:
FellatioNelson · 06/10/2010 10:06
gorionine · 06/10/2010 09:59

AngryandEnvy! I wish someone had told me that I just needed to shout in my OP to go on MN classic!!!
Grin

LynetteScavo · 06/10/2010 09:56

Oh, and how does one pronounce the chai in chai latte....I feel the need to go and order one.

LynetteScavo · 06/10/2010 09:55

When I saw the thread tittle I thought this thread was going to be about a new way of teaching kids to read, or a '70's TV program for schools...or was that "Look and Read"?

funtimewincies · 06/10/2010 09:54

HAVE WE ALL FINISHED SHOUTING?

Damn.

By the way, do Lakeland do poo-spades?

Ronaldinhio · 06/10/2010 08:36

love this thread and on balance think that the op was a mumsnetter

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 06/10/2010 08:26

I think all labs have some goat in them, to be honest, thumbwitch! Grin

thumbwitch · 05/10/2010 23:46

oh oh oh - I have to rescind my previous comment about this being boring - it was then but not now! What a fab read to wake up to - poor OP, talk about backfire.

And boffinsmum I did cry laughing at your friend! Hope she doesn't offer anyone else 'punani' on a plate! Grin

SDTG - your lab is more of a goat than a dog, no? Wink

PerArduaAdNauseum · 05/10/2010 23:30

From chai latte to poo spade. Not such a big reach (but then I vomit at the thought of milky tea) Grin

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 23:08

PerArdua - I will tell Coco (brown lab and destroyer of poo spades) that she has amused you.

Just to clarify (because one must always clarify one's poo-spade references) - the original poo spade was actually a wooden-handled trowel used to scoop up the dog's poos (before the disgusting hound could eat them) - but unfortunately Coco ate it - well, she ate the handle, and the trowel bit was too difficult to use without the handle.

So we purchased a new poo-spade - a long-handled metal poo spade. It had two advantages - it was long handled, therefore less bending was neccessary during de-crapping of the garden; and the trowel and handle were metal, and therefore, we hoped, indestructible by any bad dogs who happened to find it.

But the poo-spade has vanished. It is nowhere to be seen. We have searched the garden fairly carefully, and yet have not found it - so either she has eaten it too, or she has hidden it very carefully indeed!

Dh has reminded me that the missing poo-spade may well be with the bread knife, which has also been stolen, purloined and otherwise removed from the kitchen by a person or persons unknown (but probably brown and furry) and which has never been found either!

daftpunk · 05/10/2010 23:03

Don't forget to do a line of coke before you go

AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 22:55

I'M OFF TO BED NOW YOU BUNCH OF SELF-OBSESSED TWISTED-FACED VIPEROUS VACUOUS BITCHES. BIG GOODNIGHT CUDDLES ALL ROUND.

hogshead · 05/10/2010 22:54

just had to google this unknown hot beverage `chai latte' - anticipated something of greatness that I have somehow missed ....... and tbh it sounds chuffing awful.

Give me a proper cup of tea any day.

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 22:47

Hahahaha that has really cheered me up AlwaysBeOpral! Brilliant!

Sorry I meant BRILLIANT!

porncocktail · 05/10/2010 22:26

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crapathy · 05/10/2010 22:24

raor at boffinmum.

by the way, the plural of panini is panini.
The singular is panino. as any fule kno.

PerArduaAdNauseum · 05/10/2010 22:20

Crying with laughter. Especially when I got to 'the poo spade'.

OP. I love you. AND I WANT YOUR BABIES. Because I'm not sure you should be trusted with them Wink

daftpunk · 05/10/2010 22:07

Fallingwithstyle;

sorry, had to run earlier - didn't get a chance to ask you something...

were you harleyd..?...it's just you remember my debut thread....not many people do..

BoffinMum · 05/10/2010 21:55

I don't know who is more scary in that picture, by the way - Justine or Gordon ...

BoffinMum · 05/10/2010 21:54

Rupert Murdoch???? Oh, if you only knew ...

On another subject - quote from middle class friend:

"They've done a really good job renovating the University Centre. You can even get punani in there now".

Oh dear. Grin

daftpunk · 05/10/2010 21:49

I wonder why she didn't come back...?

unusual behaviour for a wind-up/trolling thread starter

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 21:48

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crapathy · 05/10/2010 21:43

oh we is classic now laydeez, innit? Respec'.

TheCrackFox · 05/10/2010 21:42

This has been fun, hasn't it?