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LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

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StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 06/10/2010 15:58

There's nothing wrong with being demented. I myself am somewhat insane, and have given up the hunt for my last remaining marble - but don't seem any the worse for it! Grin

And they do say that insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children.

blondette · 06/10/2010 13:52

Itsthawooluf - I can, I can, I can remember! They were Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork.

And for the record, I am totally demented but have a good memory for very bizarre things!

BoffinMum · 06/10/2010 13:36

I can't afford botox but I am aspiring to look contorted. Will sellotape at the hairline work for now, do you think? Grin

TrillianAstra · 06/10/2010 13:35

I don't mind being thought a looser by people who can't spell loser.

loopyloops · 06/10/2010 13:22

That's what being middle class is all about, aspirations, isn't it?

By the way, has anyone had a look at their CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS today? I'm ashamed to say I haven't looked in a mirror yet for fear of confirming that I am a SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSER.

BeerTricksPotter · 06/10/2010 13:20

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Itsthawooluff · 06/10/2010 13:19

Why thank you - Preen, preen, in selfish, class obsessed way. Sorry, forgot VULGAR.

God I aspire to be VULGAR.

BeerTricksPotter · 06/10/2010 13:15

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Itsthawooluff · 06/10/2010 13:14

dammit - "remember" even

Itsthawooluff · 06/10/2010 13:13

But can you remeber the names - or like me has the dementia kicked in already?

BeerTricksPotter · 06/10/2010 13:12

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Itsthawooluff · 06/10/2010 13:12

Tra la lah, Tra la la lah
Tra la lah, Tra la la la lah

HTH

loopyloops · 06/10/2010 13:10

actually it's one panino two panini. No 's' required.

BTP I don't know the tune :(

BeerTricksPotter · 06/10/2010 13:07

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BeerTricksPotter · 06/10/2010 13:06

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CommonSenseSuze · 06/10/2010 13:03

So Sam Cam's on Mumsnet then.

BeerTricksPotter · 06/10/2010 12:58

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AlwaysbeOpralFruitstome · 06/10/2010 12:58

Bugger the typo's!! Keyboard is sticky, probably my bloody porky kids on it whilst greedily stuffing their faces with M&S sweeties!......Ooooh Mmmm Percy Pigs [distracted emoticon].

ChristianaTheSeventh · 06/10/2010 12:54

Actually it's one panino two paninis

AlwaysbeOpralFruitstome · 06/10/2010 12:52

Oh Porncocktail I'm so with you. I woke the baby up three times last night with my spluttering and snorting, as I read this thread . I had to resort to 'Muttley' laughing and meeps of laughter in the end! Grin

I doubt very much the OP is a mumsntetter as the Chai Latte was a rooky mistake, anyone that's been on here for any length of time knows not to mention food. Infact I'm going to petition MN to put a warning on the top for new posters, something along the lines of:

WARNING - Mumsnet is predominantly populated by women and therefore the careless and casual mention of consumables is highly ill-advised. Know effects are: Reasearching Food Whittery Idle Food ChitChat Group Nom-Noming and in extreme cases, *Toatl Thread Derailment. Proceed with caution.

FallingWithStyle · 06/10/2010 12:48

Oh definitely!
You've pulled off the wallflower act with aplomb Wink

daftpunk · 06/10/2010 12:33

It was a fantastically funny thread actually.

It got to 1000 posts in one day ( I think?)

And It went on for about a month, spin off threads all over the place, it was all getting too much. I had to namechange and become a nobody, try to quietly disappear into the background.

Think I pulled it off......

FallingWithStyle · 06/10/2010 12:19

Daftpunk - no, not harleyd.

But yeah I remember it, was a good thread - bit like this one in that it took on a life of its own and was very, very funny.

There was a post from Boco on it which probably still stands as the funniest thing I've ever read on here - something to do with a MN streetfighting, gabba, extreme fetishists meet-up if I remember rightly.

Its probably one of those threads people remember but dont realise the op went on to become you.

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 06/10/2010 11:04

The poo spade came from B&Q.

funtimewincies · 06/10/2010 10:15

Lynette - imagine saying it at the same time as seeing your dp knobbing the maid Grin.

Chai - with a a distasteful nose wrinkle.