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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

OP posts:
Poledra · 05/10/2010 11:11

Grin at Trinity - how're you doing, m'dear?

Ladder · 05/10/2010 11:10

pmsl

CharlieBoo · 05/10/2010 11:10

Lol trinityrhino!!

wastingaway · 05/10/2010 11:09

Speak for yourself sweetheart.

Lauriefairycake · 05/10/2010 11:09

I could really drink a Chai latte after reading that Grin

fryalot · 05/10/2010 11:09

ooh, ooh, ooh, how exciting, I can use a

Biscuit

for real!

Valpollicella · 05/10/2010 11:09

Wow, someone is angry this morning

werewolf · 05/10/2010 11:09

Ha ha. 0/10

3ismylot · 05/10/2010 11:08

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chibi · 05/10/2010 11:07

Oi capsy

Give it a rest

TrillianAstra · 05/10/2010 11:07

Have a Biscuit and calm the fuck down.

TrinityRhino · 05/10/2010 11:06

do us all a favour hit caps lock and fuck off

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