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662 replies

Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

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notwavingjustironing · 05/10/2010 11:26

I have this image of the OP spontaneously combusting.

It's quite comforting actually....

cornsilk · 05/10/2010 11:26

Bet he's never had so much female attention.

CardyMow · 05/10/2010 11:26

A Chai Latte is a decaff tea spiced with cinnamon and nutmeg, very nice it is too...But you can get it in a tub from tescos to be mixed with half hot water and half warm milk. Nom nom nom...

MummyBerryJuice · 05/10/2010 11:25

I'm so glad the OP posted here too. I was just starting to enjoy it in 'Food' when the thread disappeared.

Easywriter · 05/10/2010 11:25

Is that Hyacinth or Troll?

Methinks the latter somehow.

LtEveDallas · 05/10/2010 11:25

Lordy, someones got her knickers in a twist (again WTF is a Chai Latte? - seriously - I know Latte is a way to drink wanky coffe, but I thought Chai was tea? Can you Latte PG Tips?)

Spookyoldclothcatpuss · 05/10/2010 11:25

Sounds like someone needs a good SHAG! Grin

P.s... What is a chai latte?

P.s.s I drive a 16 year old 4x4 and do pony club cos it's cheaper than riding lessons. What does that make me?

FerrisBueller · 05/10/2010 11:24

lord it's early to have been nipping at the brandy. bad day?

preghead · 05/10/2010 11:24

For some reason, this has made me want to go to Starbucks, is that wrong?

Kaloki · 05/10/2010 11:24

Yes yes Mrs Bucket. Nice name.

Nellykats · 05/10/2010 11:23

Whole thing reminds me of an exhibitionist in the park:

The title: Look! Look at my scary penis!

Then a tirade of show off capitals(the penis)

Then she/he just sits and watches the reactions to the shocking capitals.

Do I make sense or have I got exhibitionists in my head?

Madascheese · 05/10/2010 11:23

Bloody love Mumsnet I do.

My car is 10 years old and I work part time and buy lots of things from the basics range at Sainsburys, do I qualify to be your 'friend' OP?

TheFoosa · 05/10/2010 11:23

Grin annec55

yeah, you wanna marry it

kreecherlivesupstairs · 05/10/2010 11:23

OP, you forgot the last instruction
LOOK!!
READ!!!!
IGNORE!!!!!!!

ProfessorLaytonIsMyLoveSlave · 05/10/2010 11:22

Oooh, can you get chai latte in M&S? I shall send the under-butler out for some as soon as he's finished polishing the silverware.

annec555 · 05/10/2010 11:22

How many sections have you posted this in? Clearly you can't get enough of MN.
You luuuuuurve MN. You want to hold it and kiss it and luuuurve it....

Filibear · 05/10/2010 11:22

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TheFoosa · 05/10/2010 11:22

is it Matthew Wright?

welcome Smile

Nancy66 · 05/10/2010 11:21

Chai Latte - is that one of your kids?

Grin
cornsilk · 05/10/2010 11:21

Has David come back for another web chat then?

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 11:21

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 11:20

I'm not sure I know what a chai latte is, but I am sure that I'm a nicer and less bitter person than you.

More intelligent too, probably.

Quite possibly less wealthy.

thumbwitch · 05/10/2010 11:20

boooooooooooooooooring.

Next!

Ronaldinhio · 05/10/2010 11:20

good lord

we all use fillers and botox
nothing contorted or screwed up about our faces

now trot on poppet, trot on

fryalot · 05/10/2010 11:20

what is a chai latte?