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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

OP posts:
ShadeofViolet · 05/10/2010 11:33

Please dont pity my children dear - all three of them can find the caps lock key which is obviously an ability you lack :)

coolascucumber · 05/10/2010 11:33

OK household income is £44,000, but our disposable income is £640 per month. I say disposable - that's what we have left for food, clothing, children's activities, diesel and socialising after all our direct debits go out for mortgage, council tax,heating,payments on 5 year old car (essential in a rural area),etc. Don't drink coffee and don't have a 4x4. Suggest you look in the mirror, I'm OK with what I see. Yes there are people alot worse off but the Tory boys aren't rushing to close the gap, they're too busy letting the bankers off the hook. They are unable to step into the shoes of another and because the CB payment is a drop in the ocean in their bank balance they think it is the same for all.

Rockbird · 05/10/2010 11:33

Ooh dearie me, someone got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning. I suggest you go and sit on that chair and think about your behaviour. When you're ready to apologise and behave properly just let us know and we'll try again.

Works for my 2yo anyway...

Bigmouthstrikesagain · 05/10/2010 11:32

Heh heh OP did you head do after you posted????

StewieGriffinsMom · 05/10/2010 11:31

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MummyBerryJuice · 05/10/2010 11:31

Masala Chai is actually a traditional indian way of drinking stewed tea. It is quite yummy. Especially after a curry.

piratecat · 05/10/2010 11:31

well excuse me, but my car is 13 yrs old, i am a lone parent, i smoke, i buy economy fishfingers and i do actually have a heart. The majority of people on mumsnet are majorly attached to humanity.

what posts have you been reading?

what do you see when you look in the mirror apart from the glare of your halo???

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 05/10/2010 11:31

OP,do you write graffiti in toilets?

slipperthief · 05/10/2010 11:31

Ooh, can I have a swanky name for my coffee & hot chocolate combo please?

ShadeofViolet · 05/10/2010 11:30

Tetley is better than PG tips any day!!

Bloodymary · 05/10/2010 11:30

She / he pities our children Hmm.

Spookyoldclothcatpuss · 05/10/2010 11:30

Who was it who said : fuck off, and when you get there , come back and fuck off again? ...some great mumsnet mind!
I was a little peeved by the CB thread, but really!

Blatherskite · 05/10/2010 11:30

Ah, I see we've been told. Thanks Violet.

Sounds vile but then I don't drink tea or coffee.

Just Tennants Super for me Grin

Caboodle · 05/10/2010 11:29

LtEveDallas...mmmmm.....latte PG Tips...now there's a drink. But would it be middle or working class? Would anyone really care? :)
Hbouquet, so cross and it's only Tuesday - your rant did make me laugh though so cheers!

deemented · 05/10/2010 11:29

Bloody hell - sounds like someone really needs to get laid...

Biscuit
annec555 · 05/10/2010 11:29

Thefoosa Grin - and take it on an expensive honeymoon to the Maldives and luuuurve it on the beach.....

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 11:29

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Blatherskite · 05/10/2010 11:28

I also have no idea what a chai latte is Confused

treedelivery · 05/10/2010 11:28

Nooo not yummy. They are horrible.
Bleurgh.

Can't beat a good mug of strong tea with plenty of milk and 2 sugars.

I don't belong here, do I? Grin

readywithwellies · 05/10/2010 11:28

Tee hee Grin

fryalot · 05/10/2010 11:28

tea? with spices and cinnamon and nutmeg and stuff?

eek!

booyhoo · 05/10/2010 11:28

what is a chai latte?

MummyBerryJuice · 05/10/2010 11:27

preghead I just thought that a lovely cup of Betty's Earl Grey would go down nicely with a Biscuit right now.

ShadeofViolet · 05/10/2010 11:27

Xpost loudlass.

ShadeofViolet · 05/10/2010 11:27

Chai Latte is a spiced tea thats made in an expresso machine - and very yummy :)