Active discussions

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Mumsnet classics

Relive the funniest, most unforgettable threads. For a daily dose of Mumsnet’s best bits, sign up for Mumsnet's daily newsletter.

Original poster

LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

662 replies

Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

OP posts:
MrsChemist · 05/10/2010 11:52

OP, you make sick! How dare you suggest I sully myself with M&S panini.

My personal chef makes them for me.

Filibear · 05/10/2010 11:48

This reply has been deleted

Message deleted by Mumsnet for breaking our Talk Guidelines. Replies may also be deleted.

LadyBlaBlah · 05/10/2010 11:47

I just didn't know you could see me through a computer screen. How did OP know I had my eyes and mouth miserly screwed up?

PandaEis · 05/10/2010 11:46

ooooooohhh someone needs to climb out of their arse and take in the view...Grin

CAPS LOCK not big not clever...bit like yourself...here have a Biscuit to dip in your chai latteSmile

jonicomelately · 05/10/2010 11:46

Where can I get a chai latte? I'm serious. I've never seen them anywhere up North but they sound really nice Smile

annapolly · 05/10/2010 11:45

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE.

You are the one who is class obsessed and insecure.

How does earning in excess of 44k make one vile.

I have worked as a shop assistant and on minimum wage. Many years ago.

Unfortunately I was a victim of promotion, and gradually climbed the ladder.

At no time did anyone say, due to the fact we are offering you a salary of £65k it will be necessary to have your heart removed.

Please do not feel sorry for my DCs they want for nothing, not love not attention, not education, not anything that money can or can't buy.

I am sure if you won the lottery tomorrow it would not change you, you would still be an ignorant twat, just richer.

piprabbit · 05/10/2010 11:45

You seem to have a little spittle gathering at the corner of your mouth.

Dione · 05/10/2010 11:45

Ooh, I didn't know that when I joined MN I could get £44k, a 4x4, an allergy for my kid, a chai latte and a panini.

Do I have to fill in a form or something?Confused

MummyBerryJuice · 05/10/2010 11:43

OP please come back. It's just not fun to laugh at you when you're not here

slipperthief · 05/10/2010 11:42

Ah, is that what a mocha is then, thanks Filibear.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 05/10/2010 11:42

annec, yes or 'YOUSE ARE ALL LOOSERS'

Litchick · 05/10/2010 11:40

But if one buys a panini from M and S, how does it get toasted?

StewieGriffinsMom · 05/10/2010 11:40

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

laurielou · 05/10/2010 11:39

Oh, I live in Wales so this obviously isn't aimed at me.

prettyfly1 · 05/10/2010 11:39

Grin ahhhhh every now and then a troll really makes me chuckle. But HONESTLY ladies - why dont you LOOK at yourselves.....classic.

OP for the first time eve Biscuit

harassedinherpants · 05/10/2010 11:38

Why post and run??!! It's very annoying.

What Trinity said.

Biscuit
annec555 · 05/10/2010 11:38

Fanjo - I think the OP must hang around various London magistrates court loos. I think I recognise her oeuvre.
I LOVE CRIME COS ALL YOU POSH BITCHES PAY FOR MY DRUG'S HAHAHAHA
or perhaps
JudgeSmithSUCKsMe.
or
I Hate Shaz. Dirty Whore Slapper.
Any of those you, OP?

Filibear · 05/10/2010 11:38

This reply has been deleted

Message deleted by Mumsnet for breaking our Talk Guidelines. Replies may also be deleted.

ShadeofViolet · 05/10/2010 11:38

Is this the Ciao Review poster?

ilikewine · 05/10/2010 11:37
Biscuit

why dont you do one?.

Litchick · 05/10/2010 11:36

Shudders at the very idea that I would drink a chai latte.

Expresso or earl grey, dahhhling.

LadyBlaBlah · 05/10/2010 11:36

Maybe that was a name change from GOsbourne?

Valpollicella · 05/10/2010 11:36

Ah but SGM, it's just no fun when they don't come back though Grin

OP, can we give you any other subjects to rant on discuss? You're funny and I am procrastinating about getti g on with work and you could well be the diversion I need

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/10/2010 11:35

I looked.
I read.
I said meh.
I threw another bundle of twenties on the fire.

LadyBlaBlah · 05/10/2010 11:34

I heart Mumsnet

Although Netmums got the credit today on the news for our 'middle class outrage' Shock

Shame that the OP doesn't get that these cuts won't hit the richest most, they will hit the poorest most

Bless