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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

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misdee · 05/10/2010 12:27

AWWW CRAP, I HAVE ALLERGY KIDS AND NO CAR

WOE IS ME!

PixieOnaLeaf · 05/10/2010 12:26

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loopyloops · 05/10/2010 12:25
Kaloki · 05/10/2010 12:24

SPEAK UP MORLOTH, I CAN'T HEAR YOU? Wink

Morloth · 05/10/2010 12:22

I SEE I SHOULD HAVE READ THE THREAD! FUCKS SAKE!

IwishIwasmoreorganised · 05/10/2010 12:22

Well I'm in Wales, so obviously exempt from all the sweeping generalisations made by OP!

Is that why I also haven't received my 4x4, my children are of a healthy weight, have no allergies (that we know of admittedly) and don't appear to be smug?!

If so, I may jusy relocate over the border to take delivery of my 4x4 - with dc3 on the way, the space would certainly be handy!!

cooo-eeeee, are you going to come back for a reasonable discussion of why you are so angry and bitter and misguided??

Morloth · 05/10/2010 12:20

I DON'T DRINK CHAI LATTES! SMUGLY PUSHES PAST ALL YOU SELFISH TYPE TO GET HER MOCHA!

Mouseface · 05/10/2010 12:19
TheCrackFox · 05/10/2010 12:19

Milky tea is just boakville.

Rockbird · 05/10/2010 12:19

That's good, I don't like coffee so the more it tastes of gingerbread and the less it tastes of coffee is fine by me :o

DomesticG0ddess · 05/10/2010 12:16

The last paragraph was the one that made me laff the most. Actually my face does look a bit contorted, mean and miserly today, but that's because I'm almost 9 months pg and VERY hormonal. So, well done OP for cheering me up! Grin

frakkinnakkered · 05/10/2010 12:15

I have never had Starbucks peppermint tea and now I will never feel tempted.

TBH I rarely feel tempted by Starbucks, mostly because there isn't one for approximately 5000km.

OrmRenewed · 05/10/2010 12:14

Is a chai latte just another name for a milky brew?

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Valpollicella · 05/10/2010 12:13

Littlefish Grin

Valpollicella · 05/10/2010 12:13

If we're talking about tea, then can someone explain why Starbucks peppermint tea tastes like the water someone has used to wash their mouth out with after brushing their teeth? It's just

ProfessorLaytonIsMyLoveSlave · 05/10/2010 12:11

Every year I get suckered into getting an eggnog latte or a gingerbread latte just as the Christmas season kicks off.

Every year I remember after the first mouthful that I don't actually like milky coffee.

This year my resolution is to remember this and just drink eggnog or eat gingerbread.

Besom · 05/10/2010 12:11

I think OP probaby works for Starbucks.

Will we all be off asking for these chai latte thingies now?

honie · 05/10/2010 12:11

Umm, me and the Mr work hard, I went to night school when he got in from work and the kids went to bed.

Clearly this dedication, and hard work have caused my kids to get fat,and my lovely car has just turned into a 4x4 I would never be able to park.

OP, Why am I vile, I could do without losing the money as its a part of my monthly budget, but the outcry is over people on joint income of £80,000 keeping it and a single/joint income of over £44,000 (with one person as the htb earner) losing it. It's a rather basic, simple way to means test that doesn't work.

CakeandRoses · 05/10/2010 12:10

< BOOM! Splatter TINKLE >

cakeywakey · 05/10/2010 12:10

What's this thread all about then? I can't read it properly because of my eyes being all screwed up Grin

Littlefish · 05/10/2010 12:07

OP - huge, vitriolic, namecalling, unpleasant rant

Mumsnet - polite discussion about tea.

Ha ha ha ha ha Grin

Caboodle · 05/10/2010 12:07

TheCrackFox - shit - no. Chips for tea it is then.

Fluteyboots · 05/10/2010 12:06

OP have you tried singing Wind the Bobbin up?

Our valet swears by it for when little Tarquin drops his silver spoon.