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LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

OP posts:
FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 12:44

Tut. some people just can't be happy until we are all poor. Then we can all sit round while we burn our wardrobes for heat and sup our gruel, and congratulate ourselves on being decent human beings.

Scuse, me, can't stay - got 200 quidsworth of Waitrose shopping to unpack. Can't have the crab salad going orf, can we?

dustycups · 05/10/2010 12:44

well bottom one applies to me shimmery!!! Smile

YanknCock · 05/10/2010 12:41

How many other threads has the OP pasted this rant on?

Kaloki · 05/10/2010 12:41

I think coraltoes has solved it! Take away your evil tea/coffee based products OP!

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 12:40

And shimmery - you can tell your ex that I actually got dressed this morning, and that all my children are at school, so I can't play with them - and anyway, mumsnetting makes us all better people!

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 05/10/2010 12:40
Grin

This is a joke ?

AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 12:40

Damn the OP, I'm supposed to be studying but have wasted half the morning ROLFing over this thread!!!

CJCregg · 05/10/2010 12:39

Do you know, I've always wondered what a chai latte is. I'm going to go and get one, right now.

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 12:39

Perhaps the OP would like to go over to the Christmas Appeal thread and show us all how generous THEY are.

HBouquet - PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS!!

coraltoes · 05/10/2010 12:38

OP do you work for Starbucks? As far as i can see this is a stealth marketing campaign to get us buying Chai Lattes.

Careybliss · 05/10/2010 12:38

Returning now to my enclave like lifestyle. Sorry darling but the "eyes and mouth" bit is due to the botox I bought on the CB.

Dione · 05/10/2010 12:37

MY 4X4 AND PANINI HAVE NOT ARRIVED YET. I WILL NOW HAVE TO GET THE BUS TO PICK DS UP FROM NURSERY. HE BETTER HAVE A PANINI AND AN ALLERGY OR I'M GETTING ON TO MUMSNET HQ AFTER THE TUNA SANDWICHES.

shimmerysilverglitter · 05/10/2010 12:33

I wonder if this is my ex?

He says that MNetters are evil witches who sit around wearing dressing gowns on the PC all day when they could be playing with their kids. Apparently we are also all lesbians who never wear any make up Hmm.

AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 12:33

VULGAR - well, my mum thinks my tattoos are vile
CLASS OBSESSED - nope
SELFISH - nope
INSECURE - occasionally
HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY? - yes
WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP - not that many people in the UK in genuine poverty, try living in rural villages in Africa or the Far East. Have you spared a thought for them?
4X4'S - nope, would hate to try and park one. My 15 yo Astra seems to do just as well in the snow as a 4X4 though.
SPOILT - nope
OBESE - nope
ALLERGY RIDDEN - nope
SMUG - occasionally
CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH - I have a cottage cheese sandwich waiting in the fridge. Made it myself though, even the bread.
TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY - more embarassed by humanity
BITCHY - oh yes!
SCHEMING - nope
CLASS OBSESSED - wait, haven't we had this one?
MATERIAL OBSESSED - nope
DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH? - yes
EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS - only if I squinch my face up but it gets a bit tiring after a while.

So, sadly I must conclude I'm a lousy Mumsnetter. I will hand in my resignation immediately. Sad

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 12:32

If all you bitter and twisted biatches would like to come over here in about half an hour, you can all have a nice, home made cupcake (either coffee or chocolate) and a chai latte (made from the powdered stuff from a tub, but I promise to flooff up the milk with me aerolatte*.

    • all aforementioned luxury items funded from my child benefit, with what's left going to fund my ChunkyMunky icecream habit! Grin
misdee · 05/10/2010 12:32

3 SKINNIES, ONE REGULAR SIZED DD.

AND ONE CANT EAT M+S PANINI DUE TO ALLERGIES :(

PixieOnaLeaf · 05/10/2010 12:31

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loopyloops · 05/10/2010 12:30

NEVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR UNTIL THE BOTOX HAS SETTLED DOWN KALOKI.

Kaloki · 05/10/2010 12:29

AAAAGH!!! I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR!!! OP I'M GOING TO NEED THERAPY FOR LIFE, I NEED THE CB TO PAY FOR IT!!

shimmerysilverglitter · 05/10/2010 12:29

Oh Piss Orf, why don't you OP?

PixieOnaLeaf · 05/10/2010 12:29

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pluperfect · 05/10/2010 12:29

HBouquet, I am middle class, but I am on MN partly because it is a way to mix with people whom I would never meet otherwise (many people think "everyone" is like them, and so make generalisations about society based on what they and their circle think; I don't want to be like that, and find MN humbles me and expands my world-view).

To me, MN is a very egalitarian place, for people who pay attention to what people actually post.

How many threads have you not clicked on because they were clearly about some dreary problem of child maintenance, or school pressure to contribute beyond a family's means, or how to get a child's special needs seen to on the NHS without having to go ruinously private? Shame on you for passing those over and tarring all MNers with the "smug middle class" brush.

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 12:28

CAN'T I JUST ASK THE CHILDREN OF SOME POOR PEOPLE TO DO IT FOR ME, THEY'VE GOT TO EARN THEIR CHILD BENEFIT SOMEHOW?

CAN YOU HEAR ME PIXIE? THE AGA'S PLAYING UP NOW, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO USE THE ESPRESSO MACHINE TO MAKE THE CHAI NOW...

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/10/2010 12:28

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

Careybliss · 05/10/2010 12:27

Hit a raw nerve did we????

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