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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

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KnitterNotTwitter · 05/10/2010 13:31

AND CAN I DO SOME SHOUTING NOW TOO PLEASE...

I've never shouted on MNet before feels kind of weird

KnitterNotTwitter · 05/10/2010 13:30

oh yes and I know your rant isn't aimed at me because I gave up caffeine years ago

AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 13:28

Hang on, all you with Nespresso machines, are these Nestle? (going by the 'Nes' part). And you admit this on Mumsnet? Don't you know your Nespresso machines are oppressing the starving masses in the third world?

The OP was right about you!

Valpollicella · 05/10/2010 13:28

WHAT WAS THAT MAMO? THE FIRST BIT?

COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THESE VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE

KnitterNotTwitter · 05/10/2010 13:28

oooh - fun

I normally miss the bonkers posts and just see the thread about the thread that has just been deleted.

So

Biscuit

FWIW MNetters are lovely. Actually I think that being on MNet helps prevent you from being the person you describe in your post... I'm a lot less smug than I used to be...

EdgarAllInPink · 05/10/2010 13:28

FELLATIO YES I HAVE! THEY WERE MY FAVOURITE WHEN I WAS A YOUNG GEL ABOUT TOWN - NIPPED INTO STARBUCKS TO HAVE ONE ANY TIME I WAS OUT SQUANDERING MY INHERITANCE ON CLOTHES.

THEY TASTE NOTHING LIKE DISHWATER

ChunkyBrewster · 05/10/2010 13:27

What are the men of England doing then OP? Is it just us ladeez who are screwing things up for everyone? I bet you get asked to a LOT of parties, you are super fun.

JaxTellersOldLady · 05/10/2010 13:27

I can vouch for Nespresso machine, LOVE mine. And now you can get them with steamy thing attached to do latte, cappuccino etc.

MaMoTTaT · 05/10/2010 13:25

oh I have just PMSL laughing at this thread

I think I NEED TO HAND IN MY MN RESIGNATION THOUGH

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 13:25

Edgar Have you ever actually had one? I haven't. They sound grim. I might have to try now though.

OP has it occurred to you that we are the sort of people who buy Fair Trade? Eh?Hmm

Oxfam christmas cards?

What have you got to say about that then?

And all those bloody Christmas shoebox things full of toothbrushes and gloves and Haribo. Hmm We are full of care and compassion us lot and don't you forget it.

LindenAvery · 05/10/2010 13:23

I BLOODY love MN!

AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 13:22

Don't you need the houseboy to carry the Nespresso machine?

But I must thank you all for cheering me up, I was feeling very stressed out after my conversation with my mobile network morning shamless plug to own thread

EdgarAllInPink · 05/10/2010 13:20

WEEPS FOR WANT OF A CHAI LATTE

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 13:19

Not true about the 1.2 million income.

Very true about the upstairs/downstairs Nespresso machines.Blush

MarshaBrady · 05/10/2010 13:18

Hahaha

Morloth · 05/10/2010 13:18

I TAKE MINE ON HOLIDAY WITH ME.

(MY NESPRESSO NOT MY HOUSEBOY)

YanknCock · 05/10/2010 13:18

I'm here to take your jobs, your men, your council housing, your benefits, etc, etc..

muuuaaaaha ha ha ha ha

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 13:17

OH NO THEY ARE GREAT. WE HAVE TWO. ONE UPSTAIRS, ONE DOWNSTAIRS. WE COULDN'T POSSIBLY MANAGE WITHOUT OURS. AT LEAST NOT SINCE WE HAD TO LET OUR HOUSEBOY GO. (ECONOMISING DUE TO SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING IN THE CITY A YEAR OR TWO BACK - NO BONUSES FOR TIME BEING - JUST GETTING BY ON THE 1.2mill BASIC.) HE USED TO GRIND OUR ESPRESSO BEANS WITH HIS BARE KNUCKLES.

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Morloth · 05/10/2010 13:16

I LOVE MY NESPESSO MACHINE PROUDNGLAD, BEST COFFEE I HAVE EVER HAD (AND I HAVE DRUNK A LOT OF COFFEE), YOU PUT THE POD IN, PUSH THE BUTTON AND THE COFFEE COMES OUT. FUCKING BRILLIANT.

CJCregg · 05/10/2010 13:15

OH, JUST RAID THE TRUST FUND, SWEETIE. THE DC'S, OBVIOUSLY, NOT YOURS.

By the way, I am loving all this SHOUTING. Such freedom to know it's allowed for once!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I really am going, you know. I just keep getting distracted by this wonderful thread.

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 13:15

Yankncock - isn't it bad enough that we have the OP shouting at us on this thread - now we have foreigners too!

Wink
YanknCock · 05/10/2010 13:15

I really fancy a panini now, but no M&S near here either. Will have to settle for the 'Limited Edition' Chicken Ariabatta sandwich from Tesco.

As a side note, how can perishable food be 'limited edition'? Surely it should be 'available for a limited time' or something like that. This is really starting to irk me. I might have to start a shouty thread all in caps.

Morloth · 05/10/2010 13:14

A LOOSER IS CAUSED BY TOO MANY OBESE ALLERGY RIDDEN BRATS.

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 13:14

I SEE. DO THEY TAKE NURSERY VOUCHERS CJCREGG?

proudnglad · 05/10/2010 13:13

ARE THOSE NESPRESSO MACHINES ANY GOOD MORLOTH? MY DH IS VERY SNIFFY ABOUT THEM BUT I THINK THEY LOOK SMASHING