Please or to access all these features

Mumsnet classics

Relive the funniest, most unforgettable threads. For a daily dose of Mumsnet’s best bits, sign up for Mumsnet's daily newsletter.

LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

662 replies

Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

OP posts:
Diziet · 05/10/2010 13:49

Oooooh, Bigmouthstrikesagain, I followed your link even though I knew what was coming....yet I still haven't ever actually seen it as I always cover my eyes at that bit!
Incidentally, everyone... what's this latest rumble about M & S?? Have they gone all unethical on us? What have I missed?
Oh yeah. Ahem: OI, OP - YOU MUNTER!!!!

openerofjars · 05/10/2010 13:48

BRIE? BUT IF YOU DUNK IT, WON'T IT MELT INTO YOUR LATTE AND FORM A GOOEY POOL OF CHEESE HORROR AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR (LIMOGES PORCELAIN) CUP? THE HORROR.

geekygiraffe · 05/10/2010 13:48

Sweet Lord, was that OP for real?! Hilarious : )
Seems CAPS LOCK means the punctuation keys don't work.
fellatio me too.

iliketosleep · 05/10/2010 13:47

I miss my 4x4 :( but I only drink tea!!!

WhatTheWhat · 05/10/2010 13:47

It's spelled 'Bucket', Hyacinth dear...

OhLuckyYou · 05/10/2010 13:47

Please stop asking about Chai Latte everyone, I really want one now! We've just moved and we've only got a Costa in our high street - they don't do them.

As for the OP, you've given me a headache! Have a cup of tea and a Biscuit and calm down dear

EdgarAllInPink · 05/10/2010 13:46

chai is a sweet spiced tea - latte means you have it with vaguely frothy milk (if you are in a Starbucks)

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 13:45

PMSL at 'fire up the Gaggia'.

mollyroger · 05/10/2010 13:45

Ooh nice. I'm am thinking of naming my next children Chai and Latte. Do you think one should pronounce it Ch as in Chump or with a hard C like C....nah, can't think of anything.

snice · 05/10/2010 13:44

everyone seems to be using their OUTDOOR voices. settle down now please

Fluteyboots · 05/10/2010 13:44

I am in the middle of choosing some curtain fabric. I think I may be MATERIAL OBSESSED

Pixieonthemoor · 05/10/2010 13:42

LOOOOOUUUUUUD NOOOOOOIIIIIISEEEEEES!

MrsChemist · 05/10/2010 13:41

I'VE DECIDED THAT FOR LUNCH TODAY, I'LL HAVE A CHILD BENEFIT PANINO.

WITH BRIE AND TRUFFLES.

amothersplaceisinthewrong · 05/10/2010 13:41

WHAT IS A CHAI LATTE

amothersplaceisinthewrong · 05/10/2010 13:41

WHAT IS A CHAI LATTE

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 13:38

I'VE WORKED OUT WHO YOU ARE OP, DON'T DENY THIS:

YOU ARE A DOUBLE AGENT SENT FROM MNHQ TO RALLY THE TROOPS AFTER A DIFFICULT FEW DAYS.

TOGETHER WE CONQUER AND ALL THAT.

TELL ME JUSTINE, IS THIS TRUE?

MrsChemist · 05/10/2010 13:38

I AM GOING TO GET THE MAID TO FIRE UP THE GAGGIA AND MAKE ME A CHAI LATTE FROM SCRATCH.

THEN I'LL ADMIRE MY SCRUNCHED UP FACE IN THE MIRROR FOR A FEW HOURS, AS IT'S CLEARLY A SIGN OF GOOD BREEDING.

StealthPolarBear · 05/10/2010 13:37

just skimmed this thread & now i have a headache

Morloth · 05/10/2010 13:36

OH GOD DON'T REMIND ME ANNIE I FUCKING HATE NESTLE BUT I AM ADDICTED TO MY NESPRESSO MACHINE. IT CAN'T BE EVIL IT IS PINK, I AM SUCH A HYPOCRIT WITH THIS!

THEY OWN MY SOUL.

sparky159 · 05/10/2010 13:33

well the only 4x4 ive got-is a bit of wood.
does this count?

dilemma456 · 05/10/2010 13:33

You think I drive my own 4 by 4? Certainly not, I've got a rolls royce and a chauffeur. I may deign to raise my hand in a wave to you as I trot past on my pony. My child is not obese, her diet is controlled by top nutritionists. As for M&S and Starbucks only the chavs use places like that. I prefer to frequent Selfridges, Harvey Nicks and when I'm in London Harrods or Fortnuum and Mason.

I need to go now to instruct my broker to make a killing on the gold mine shares in my daughter's trust fund.

KnitterNotTwitter · 05/10/2010 13:33

where did everyone go?

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 13:33

That's right Annie, and as I have two I am especially responsible.

PosieParker · 05/10/2010 13:32

Honestly....OP did you not read the Mumsnet response to M&S and Hooters? Suggesting we buy M&S paninis......How very dare you?

KnitterNotTwitter · 05/10/2010 13:32

SHOUTY SHOUTY SHOUT SHOUT

oooh I could get used to this