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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

OP posts:
FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 14:23

Grin that's funny Sancti.

SanctiMoanyArse · 05/10/2010 14:21

What's that about pink?

Some blighter refused to sell me a toy foir ds3 t'other day becuase it was pink and he is a he.

He loves pink (and happens to have asd so doesn;t give a flying damn what other people think- yay him)

Tosspottery.

(Tosspottery? sounds like a craft partaken of by middle class drop outs trying to find themselves via the medium of clay-based classisim)

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 14:20

loopy You'd be amazed how often people address me on here and it sounds like either an offer, or a request.Hmm

So far I've declined on both counts. Mind you, I like the sound of the OP and maybe it would calm him/her down.

Namechangingwuss · 05/10/2010 14:19

I've just reported the op because I think its disgusting and rude (not to mention the appalling spelling Wink ).

I hope no one minds!

DuelingFanjo · 05/10/2010 14:18

I wonder if it's the housepricecrash wankers again?

SanctiMoanyArse · 05/10/2010 14:17

PMSL

that's all of us then?

Even the carers and the SN lot?

The single mums?

The- ahem- poor people?

You know what you should do OP?

get

A

life.

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 14:13

geekygiraffe: "fellatio me too."

hahaha! (not for me ta!)

StewieGriffinsMom · 05/10/2010 14:13

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DuelingFanjo · 05/10/2010 14:11

loosers!

I hate it when people get that wrong.

Namechangingwuss · 05/10/2010 14:09

Erm.... The words "get" and "fucked" spring to mind.

I'm a single mum on benefits (as of very recently) and have had nothing but support and great advice from the mn ladies. I certainly am not class obsessed, bitchy, material obsessed or any of the other things you have listed there, nor have I seen any evidence of those things here.

You really need to get out more

Gibbon · 05/10/2010 14:07

That made me lol in real life.

bathbuns · 05/10/2010 14:02

Anyway, I wouldn't dream of drinking tea. It's raw cacao nibs all the way for me. Dahling

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 13:59

Edgar 'my favourite when I was a young gel about town'

Don't pretend that you drank them from Starbucks. Admit it. You had them made to order and brough on a silver salver by your Cha Wallah when Daddy headed up the plantation in Injaah didn't you?

Contra · 05/10/2010 13:59

Mollyroger Grin

SweetBeadieRussell · 05/10/2010 13:58

PUT THE DAILY MAIL DOWN YOU SHOUTY TWAT!

slipperthief · 05/10/2010 13:57

Sorry, only thing I've had to properly rant about so far this week so thought I should do it properly. Does feel better in caps though.

FoundWanting · 05/10/2010 13:56

"IT CAN'T BE EVIL IT IS PINK"

Morloth I'm guessing you don't have girls.Grin

snice · 05/10/2010 13:55

thats not a nice word to use slipperthief is it [stern]

just when everyone else was starting to settle down at the end of lunch break too

missnevermind · 05/10/2010 13:54

Well I couldn't find the Chai Latte in the cupboard but did find the Starbucks gingerbread syrup whilst I was rummaging, so Yum, thank you whoever mentioned that.

slipperthief · 05/10/2010 13:53

ARSE! I'VE JUST DROPPED MY LAST TEABAG IN THE WASHING UP!

Valpollicella · 05/10/2010 13:51

Snice, I think it's all the caffeine...makking us a BIT SHOUTY and ANGSTY

openerofjars · 05/10/2010 13:51

Oh great, now everyone is talking quietly and I'm that idiot shouting embarrassingly into the muffled chatter.Blush

Must learn to type faster.

Diziet · 05/10/2010 13:51

Lol -"CHEESE HORROR" sounds like a great name for a band...!!

AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 13:50

Forget the chai latte, all the Biscuit have got me craving a jam ring something awful!

mollyroger · 05/10/2010 13:50

I am quite upset. I thought this was going to be one of those nostalgic threads about Janet and John.
HERE IS A THREAD!
LOOK!
SEE THE THREAD.
WE SEE THE THREAD!
READ!! WE READ THE THREAD! ALL THE MUMSNETTERS READ THE THREAD...
etc

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