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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

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CJCregg · 05/10/2010 14:57

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

notwavingjustironing · 05/10/2010 14:56

No, prolific laying hens. Allegedly.

Perry the Platypus is the hero in Phineas and Ferb.

James Bond is 007.

HTH

Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 14:56

I ONLY CAME ON HERE TO ANNOY YOU PRICKS, IT WORKED, REELING YOU ALL IN!!! [

WHITE MIDDLE CLASS, VULGAR, LACKING SUBTLETY, SOCIOPATHIC, OVERLY COMPETITIVE, SELFISH, PRO ROYALIST, NARCISSISTIC, INSECURE, THREATENED, WEAK, SMUG, TALENTLESS, ATTENTION HUNGRY, BULLSHIT NEWSPAPER READING, RUPERT MURDOCH SERVING, ARROGANT, MOODY, UNORIGINAL REPTILE BITCHES....

I COULD CARRY ON, I THINK YOU GET MY POINT

YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.

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SociopathicHagHQ · 05/10/2010 14:56

THE GAGGIA IS BROKEN- SEND US THE DRUGS!

CJCregg · 05/10/2010 14:56

I was being helpful to the OP Grin

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 14:55

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BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 14:54

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StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 14:54

My cupcakes are ready, if anyone wants one. Sadly I ran out of icing sugar, so had to use some caster in the icing, so it is a little crunchy - but they are sweet and buttery and yummy, so I hope you will forgive me.

Fellatio - Rhode Island Red - for Yankncock, of course! Grin

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 14:53

Where does one buy nonsequiteurs? I want some for my roses. I bet they more middle class than standard secateurs.

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 14:52

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notwavingjustironing · 05/10/2010 14:52

Isa Warren. Final answer.

CJCregg · 05/10/2010 14:52

BeerTricks, don't you mean 'it's what their they're for'?

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 14:51

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Easywriter · 05/10/2010 14:50

Must go Hyacinth.
Time to start up the Chelsea Tractor, those allergy ridden heirs of mine won't collect themselves from school.

dinkystinky · 05/10/2010 14:50

I read the title and all those caps and exclamation marks suggested a very disturbed mind to me. I think an earlier poster is right - OP clearly spontaneously combusted after pressing post Grin

Lol at all the shouting on here - reminds me of my semi-deaf aunties having tea and hollering nonsequiturs at each other...

Morloth · 05/10/2010 14:50

WHY HAVE PEOPLE STOPPED SHOUTING? I WAS ENJOYING IT!

ALAS I HAVE NO 4X4 A SITUATION WHICH WILL BE REMEDIED BY THIS TIME NEXT MONTH, DS1 IS SKINNY BUT GETS BAD HAYFEVER.

WE NEVER GOT CHILD BENEFIT AS WE ARE FORRIN SO I DON'T REALLY HAVE AN OPINION ON IT.

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 14:49

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FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 14:49

Beertricks Phone a friend?

Diziet · 05/10/2010 14:48

Er... I mean, you know, skin looking a bit odd due to too much sunbathing/sunbeds. You know what I meant!

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 14:48

Ah so we are doing competitive middle class chicken naming now are we? Fine. Have it your way.

Orpington.

Easywriter · 05/10/2010 14:48

Oh you rotters.

You started tea without me!

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 14:48

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Easywriter · 05/10/2010 14:47

Wow!
Haven't you done well Hyacinth, 327 posts and mine, that's 328.
You're still angry though.

I reckon it's time for one of these Biscuit as in a biscuit (not no comment). Would you like a nice cup of Earl Grey with that or I could do you a Chai Latte... ...?

notwavingjustironing · 05/10/2010 14:46

x post BeerTricks (great minds...)

Ok then, err Rhode Island Red?

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