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LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

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FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 15:06

Oh, and H luckily, most people who think like you tend to live in the woods with bits of lentil stuck to their dreadlocks, paying no tax and wielding no clout whatsoever (funny that) so there is no real danger of your views EVER needing to trump mine in any way that makes me worry for my future.

Go and eat cake.

AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 15:06

"I COULD CARRY ON, I THINK YOU GET MY POINT".

No, no, please, carry on, I'd love to hear more! Grin

babybarrister · 05/10/2010 15:06

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MrsHyde · 05/10/2010 15:06

Oh this has made my afternoon. Fucking hilarible. I'm only on MN for the Twiporn.

TiggyD · 05/10/2010 15:05

HBUCKET- You seem to lump an awful lot of people together in one group and think of them as having the same beliefs, aims, backgrounds etc. Are you the same with different sexes and races and religions too?

thefirstmrsDeVere · 05/10/2010 15:05

'Newspaper Reading' How fucking dare you!

spamm · 05/10/2010 15:05

I should have been working, but instead spent the last 30 mins giggling my way through this thread - I bloody love all mners.

You can never predict how things are going to go here - ok, sometimes you can, if it is about disabled toilets or mother and child parking, but this thread is gold.

Would it be a bit much to ask for it to go into Classics?

anastasiak · 05/10/2010 15:04

PMSL at CJCregg.

AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 15:04

YAY WE'RE SHOUTING AGAIN!!!

HYACINTH, YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT ENTERTAIN US! SO THANKS, BIG SLOBBERY MIDDLE-CLASS KISS WITH MY TWISTED CONTORTED SCREWED-UP MOUTH!

anastasiak · 05/10/2010 15:04

Marvellous. Your are not winding us up OP. I feel a combination of amusement, and pity. I suspect most others do too. If you really wanted to wind us up you would have to steal our boden catalogue/scrape our 4x4 in the waitrose car park etc etc

CJCregg · 05/10/2010 15:04

'WHITE MIDDLE CLASS, VULGAR, LACKING SUBTLETY, SOCIOPATHIC, OVERLY COMPETITIVE, SELFISH, PRO ROYALIST, NARCISSISTIC, INSECURE, THREATENED, WEAK, SMUG, TALENTLESS, ATTENTION HUNGRY, BULLSHIT NEWSPAPER READING, RUPERT MURDOCH SERVING, ARROGANT, MOODY, UNORIGINAL REPTILE BITCHES....'

To quote the Gene Genie - 'You make that sound like it's a BAD thing'.

Doodlez · 05/10/2010 15:03

LOOK! Hbouquet

LynetteScavo · 05/10/2010 15:02

Oh, your point was to annoy us!

I see.

sorry, I'm not annoyed, I just think you are odd. Grin

MrsChemist · 05/10/2010 15:02

Ooooooh if we're reptile bitches, doesn't that mean we run everything?

David Icke says so.

FoundWanting · 05/10/2010 15:01

No. Still only scoring 2 points now you've dropped the screwed up mouth thing.

Rather shot myself in the foot with my master plan.

LynetteScavo · 05/10/2010 15:01

But I don't have a 4X4, my children are skinny, none of them have allergies, and I've never had a chai latte or an M&S panini. (Do M&S do pinini's? I've never seen them in our local branch) What the hell am I doing on Mumsnet, then??????

Hbouquet, you present as quite self loathing (everything loathing in fact) unhappy, insecure and somewhat of a loser yourself.

And apart from wanting to have an angry rant about Mumsnetters, do you have a point you are trying to make? If so, I'm missing it.

ProfessorLaytonIsMyLoveSlave · 05/10/2010 15:01

How are we pricks and cunts? Surely that's biologically extremely unusual, to say the least?

Yes, yes, dear, we're all really angry. Positively fuming . Look, I think there's actually steam coming out of StayingDavidTennantsGirl's ears, there. So you can toddle along now in the knowledge of a job well done. You've got your caps lock key stuck again, by the way.

Blatherskite · 05/10/2010 15:00

Reptile? So now you think we're all Scientologists too??

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 15:00

I hate to break this to you H but I don't think we are even a teensy bit annoyed. One the contrary - you have made my afternoon.

Casserole · 05/10/2010 15:00

Yes, definitely. Worked a treat. I am good and wound up, yes sireee. Thanks ever so much for showing us the error of our ways...

Chai latte?

wouldliketoknow · 05/10/2010 15:00

my first ever Biscuit

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 15:00

Hbouquet - can't you see that we are laughing at you? You think you are winding us up and reeling us in with your oh so witty repartee - but you aren't - you don't have the intelligence.

Now off you go and do something constructive like squeezing your spots.

Original poster
Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 14:58

BAAAAAA BAA

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Original poster
Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 14:58

I LEFT OUT 'GROUP THINKING'

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notwavingjustironing · 05/10/2010 14:57

I watch V.

Does that make me an unoriginal reptile bitch?