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LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

662 replies

Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

OP posts:
thisisyesterday · 05/10/2010 15:39

yes YABU

LindenAvery · 05/10/2010 15:34

FGS OP STOP HOLDING BACK AND PRINT WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN RATHER THAN FLIRTING WITH US - THEN YOU MIGHT GET US ANNOYED (SLIGHTLY).

notwavingjustironing · 05/10/2010 15:34

The man who plays Father Jack is joining Emmerdale, not your brother Greeny Grin

notwavingjustironing · 05/10/2010 15:32

No, he's actually joining Emmerdale in a couple of weeks.

I know my soaps me, oh yes indeedy.

(Although the man who played Father Ted is actually dead though.)

Greensleeves · 05/10/2010 15:32

OP sounds a lot like my brother actually Shock

he did get mullered and wander onto MN once, and posted a load of vitriolic filth under my userbame

and then nobody believed me Angry

Greensleeves · 05/10/2010 15:31

If that's the case SDTG, my money's on Geraldine Grin

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 15:30

Isn't he dead? Confused

notwavingjustironing · 05/10/2010 15:30

Stop Press!!

I've just realised who the OP is.....

Father Jack from Father Ted

DRINK!!

FECK!!

ARSE!!

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 15:29

Perhaps the OP is right, and MNHQ have had a bad batch of something illicit, and are running amok at their keyboards.....

Greensleeves · 05/10/2010 15:27

but LOL at Justine looking "coked up"

I can't see it meself Confused

Greensleeves · 05/10/2010 15:22

what a FABULOUS OP

Scuttlebutter · 05/10/2010 15:20

Well, OP, I'm in Wales, not England and I don't have any kids so not sure if I am in your target group of inducing vomit to your core, but actually I quite like it here, so it would be nice if you fucked off.

And your invective would carry more weight (in a non obese, middle class sort of way) if you learned how to spell.

Fluteyboots · 05/10/2010 15:18

Have just sat down with a decaf and a banana, and sunday's crossword from my Murdoch paper of choice

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 05/10/2010 15:15

I love threads like this where the op thinks they are getting one over us wheras in fact they are the ones that look like a complete twunt. Due to having a wee infection at the mo (TMI) I can honestly say I am pissing my middle class knickers.

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 15:15

Mistle - it depends on the brand of soya milk.

OP - is this what a reptile bitch looks like?

SORRY I FORGOT TO SHOUT. HAVE YOU GOT A HEARING PROBLEM? TRY HOPI EAR CANDLES (OR ARE THEY A BIT TOO MIDDLE CLASS?).

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 15:14

That's a very long quote MrsMills! (but pure gold.)

MrsMills · 05/10/2010 15:12

Ooooh can this thread go in Mumsnet Classics?

If not, we could at least use OP for quote of the week surely?

notwavingjustironing · 05/10/2010 15:12
AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 15:12

I've just sat back down with a nice cup of tea, it's Tetleys, no chai involved, but it's with soya milk, and it's bit foamy from where I shook the milk so does it count as a soya latte?

No biscuits sadly, but I've got a ginger bread Elevenses, yum!

anastasiak · 05/10/2010 15:11

I'm having a pretty quiet day today (mat leave - no baby yet) but I am pleased to hear that whilst I thought I had achieved nothing, I have in fact made the OP sick to the core, so it hasn't been a total waste of time. Please come back and shout some more OP.

smokeybacon · 05/10/2010 15:10

Shit, I've been napping (8 months pg) and look what I miss. Farking hilarious thread.

Do come back h and entertain some more.

FakePlasticTrees · 05/10/2010 15:10

LynetteScavo - the M&S in Tunbridge Wells does paninis. They are ever so good. (OP obviously knows his paninis, I'll give him that)

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 15:10

Blimey I've mentioned guillotining and told a pleb to eat cake all in one afternoon. I must actually be Marie Antoinette.

mistlethrush · 05/10/2010 15:07

Can anyone tell me whether soyalattes are any good - I've never tried one but might do if someone can give me any positive reports....

Oh - and on the chicken theme - my pet Buff Rock bantams were really nice natured Grin

Valpollicella · 05/10/2010 15:06

Grin CJCregg