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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

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BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 16:27

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hobnobsaremyfavourite · 05/10/2010 16:25

Do you reckon this is MNHQ trying to give us all a good larf after all the troll nonsense over the weekend? I mean the OP has to be a joke surely........

annec555 · 05/10/2010 16:24

Beertricks - is there a particular significance to the small 'l' in MATERIALly?
Is that bit whispered?

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 16:23

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annec555 · 05/10/2010 16:23

Don't mess with me that'snotmymonkey - I may have to GRRRRR at you in bold!

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 16:22

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thatsnotmymonkey · 05/10/2010 16:22

annec55 you are really taking up a notch, I love the GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 16:20

LOOK, WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHETHER THESE 4X4S WILL COME EQUIPPED WITH CUP-HOLDERS FOR OUR CHAI LATTES!!!

lisad123isgoingcrazy · 05/10/2010 16:19

I so wish I earned 44K a year and drove a 4x4 and looked like the girls that run MN, but damn me!!!

funtimewincies · 05/10/2010 16:17

Grin Valpollicella.

I'm confused, if I get a 4x4 can I have my CB back? I missed that bit of the announcement! I promise to shout while I'm driving it if that helps.

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 16:17

Oh yes - please come back - we will be absolutely sincere - whether we mean it or not!! Grin

annec555 · 05/10/2010 16:14

DON'T WORRY, OP! I AM ANGRY! LOOK!!!! I AM SHOUTING!!!!!!! AND ADDING LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!
SHOUTY SHOUTY SHOUTY! GRRRRRR!

Now please come back and entertain us some more. Everyone will promise to be suitably angry.

Valpollicella · 05/10/2010 16:10

That's ok Funtime, I was just enjoing shouting too much Grin

thatsnotmymonkey · 05/10/2010 16:10

Great thread! I am loving the insults, I am having a flashback to my misspent youth hanging out with the rough boys.

Are you one of the rough boys with a big chippity chip on your shoulder?

It is OK, you are in a safe place. You can tell us.

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 16:04

I'm having Chai Latte de ja vous now. Stop please.

I'm funny, me.Grin

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 16:04

I'm having chai latte de ja vous now. Stop please. Confused

funtimewincies · 05/10/2010 16:02

Sorry, didn't spot an answer on my first read through Blush.

I was enjoying being vulgar and my attention wandered Grin.

booyhoo · 05/10/2010 15:58

i am LOVING the fact that there are now 2 threads about the definition of a chai latte. i expect to see a surge in chai latte sales by the end of teh week as a result of this thread. anyone know where i can buy some shares in chai lattes please?

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 15:55

Funtime - a chai latte is a sort of frothy milky drink with cinammon and nutmeg (and maybe a bit of tea). It is quite nice.

Valpollicella · 05/10/2010 15:52

HAVE YOU LEARNT NOTHING FROM THIS THREAD FUNTIME???

notwavingjustironing · 05/10/2010 15:49

proof www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11441892

funtimewincies · 05/10/2010 15:49

What's a Chai Latte? Will it calm the OP down?

kelly2525 · 05/10/2010 15:46

Hmmmm, i think the OP is a man, with a tiny willy, probably just been dumped by some woman whos just had a lucky escape, and has just looked in the mirror and realised the only way hes ever gonna get another woman in the sack is to pay for her, or buy one that comes with a free footpump. Im right arent i?

ruddynorah · 05/10/2010 15:42

Excellent op. Comedy genius, whoever you are!

TheFoosa · 05/10/2010 15:40

no way, Father Jack in Emmerdale Shock

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