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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

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Diziet · 08/10/2010 20:53

Aww, DP - you don't know what your're missing!!
Cheerio!!

daftpunk · 08/10/2010 17:04

Ahh, don't really 'do' facebook. I'll just have to imagine. Wink

Ok, it's Friday....time for me to exit cyberspace and get on with some real life.

Have a lovely weekend everyone.

Blatherskite · 08/10/2010 15:53

Surely Speculum would be a metallic yeasty colour :)

Diziet · 08/10/2010 14:26

For those that wish to... just posted on Mumsnet FB page ... NOT NAKED!!

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 08/10/2010 13:56

Daftpunk - you do NOT want me to pm you a picture of me naked. Just take my word for it - it is not a pleasant sight. And you'd need a very wide-screen monitor too.

Diziet · 08/10/2010 13:55
Madascheese · 08/10/2010 13:48

Why are YOU identifying these colours?

Do you not have 'staff' for that??

daftpunk · 08/10/2010 13:33

That's fine

Diziet · 08/10/2010 13:30

Ooops - that should read, 'dressed'.

Diziet · 08/10/2010 13:29

Hmmm...don't know if I've got any naked... I look ok dresses in a Moulin Rouge Style though, will that do??

daftpunk · 08/10/2010 13:23

This has become a cliquey thread.

You are welcome to join us. We talk about paint colours and threads gone by.

Oh..... Also

You have to PM me a photo of you naked.

I find It helps with the bonding process. We're all very bohemian here.

Diziet · 08/10/2010 13:13

Guffaw!!!!!! Just had a look at that too. Hello, just thought I'd pop by to see how y'all are doing...cor!! Will this one make 700??

daftpunk · 08/10/2010 12:52

Speculum.

Lol.

TitsalinaBumSquash · 08/10/2010 12:39

I heard the words Chai Latte!?

RandomMusings · 08/10/2010 12:36

slide the slider to the far right* then report back the name of the grey colour

Grin

*Next to Super White

daftpunk · 08/10/2010 12:31

Sorry, I'm really easily pleased sometimes.

daftpunk · 08/10/2010 12:30

Lol at an off-White paint being called off-White.

FellatioNelson · 08/10/2010 12:26

There are dozens of F&B off-whites (including one called off-white!) so it would get very confusing!

FallingWithStyle · 08/10/2010 12:01

Hmm... just looked - they couldn't just call it off white?

FallingWithStyle · 08/10/2010 11:59

Seriously? There's an F&B colour called Clunch? Clunch??
What the flip?! I think I need to know what kind of shade that is...I'm guessing it's kind of flesh toned?

FellatioNelson · 08/10/2010 10:20

I know MummyBerryJuice. F&B colours are my Master Mind specialist subject. I was trying to be funny wozzent I? Grin

MummyBerryJuice · 07/10/2010 20:57

No Fellatio. That's Clunch

Madascheese · 07/10/2010 20:11

*waves copy of 'The Lady'

Oh Yah, Sure, just waiting for the understairs maid to come and refresh the page....

loopyloops · 07/10/2010 19:45

ARE ALL YOU VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE STILL HERE?

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 07/10/2010 14:51

It probably is - and FallingWithStyle gets the royalties!! Grin

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