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to go commando whilst wearing jeans

347 replies

GetOrfMoiLand · 11/08/2010 09:12

Had some low cut jeans on yesterday.

SIL said 'how do you wear those without your knickers showing over the top'

Me: 'don't wear knickers'

SIL: Shock HOW can you go commando.

She was seriously shocked that I didn't wear knickers. I said how the bloody hell can you - skinny jeans so a VPL would show, if you wore a g string it would peek out over the top and look horrible.

She made me feel a complete bohemian.

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bumpsnowjustplump · 11/08/2010 22:07

oh WHOM can you tell that to an older lady at my work... She insists on wearing leggings and there is no mistaking her camel toe... yuck yuck yuck.. and they are black leggins so if you are all correct they will soon have a red crutch lol

StarExpat · 11/08/2010 22:05

I'm reading this thread as I lay next to 22 mo DS (who has had a few very restless nights and looks like we're headed for another...) and I cannot stop giggling!! He is going to wake up from the uncontrollable shaking of my body but I can't help it - this is absolutely hilarious! I've only read half of it. Off to read the rest now...
Thanks MNers for being so incredibly funny and honest. I needed this laugh tonight :)

whomovedmychocolate · 11/08/2010 22:04

I go commando unless in skirts/dresses or have period.

I only freebleed if someone chops my leg off and I think all you ladies with camel c--ts should seek advice Grin

I don't actually have any discharge either. I'm either a withered crone or very uptight. Grin

Re the camel toe thing, complete myth, if you wear the right sized trousers with the correct rise (pubic bone to waist length) it does not happen, and anyway, a thin layer of cotton wouldn't stop it.

sorky · 11/08/2010 21:56

The day Jennifer Aniston talks about snail trails and gusset bleaching on tv will be the day I throw the towel in I think Trillian!

sorky · 11/08/2010 21:55

Boing, boing!

bumpsnowjustplump · 11/08/2010 21:52

Sorky i can bounce with the best of them now but 4 months after having ds things were different then... But the clenching and lifting has worked a treat let me tell you Wink

Sidge · 11/08/2010 21:51

sorky can I be in your trampoline-happy gang?

I've had 3 sections, so my passage remains as taut as Kylie's forehead Grin

No Tena moments for me, thank you very much!

fightingthela · 11/08/2010 21:49

Hilarious! GOML - think you should change your name to GetOrf My GussetGrin

omnomnomtom · 11/08/2010 21:48

stormy I just read that as your boyfriend was minus his underwear wearing a dress- now THATS bohemian!

I think the main issue with going commando in jeans is the hair/zip interface, you must all have immaculately groomed ladygardens Smile

TrillianAstra · 11/08/2010 21:47

Now that is the kind of science bit I'd like to hear Jennifer Aniston talk about in an advert Grin

StormyWeather · 11/08/2010 21:42

Kinda pleased to know I'm not alone with the red gusset/black knickers thing - it's kinda bothered me for yonks.

Standing in Tesco waiting at the ciggie counter one morning and lady behind me kindly tapped me on the shoulder and pointed down the way - yesterday's knickers were sticking out the bottom of my jeans, good to know it's happened to others. Anyway, don't go commando, but in younger days would occasionally go out in the summer with DH in the days when he was just a boyfriend, minus any underwear, but always wearing a dress. Blush

LimaCharlie · 11/08/2010 21:40

sorky I'm incontinent impressed

sorky · 11/08/2010 21:30

I've have 4 dc's and can bounce away on the trampoline without so much as a misting on my jeans Grin

Do you all have bucket-fanjo's? Wink

ChallengingCitrusHalibut · 11/08/2010 21:29

I am so pleased to have found the answer to the mystery of the red gusset! Wondered what the hell was going on with my black pants.

Phew.

bumpsnowjustplump · 11/08/2010 21:17

spanish thank god my weak pelvic floor seems to have fixed itself. I never forget the dreadful moment when participating in a sack race 4 months after ds birth at a family birthday bash......

Thankfully all back to normal now

ItsGraceActually · 11/08/2010 21:15

Only read your OP, GOM, but am very lol @ "bohemian" - that's a bad thing????!!
Am also Envy at the tiny tummy you must have!

YANBU, of course.

lorelilee · 11/08/2010 21:15

Re:knickers on head - I was at a company conference, doing make-up, but had forgotten band which keeps hair off face. Decided to use pair or knickers instead. Events coordinator (male) knocked on door to ask me a question, which I merrily answered. Shut door, cue dawning of realisation and laughed my self silly with embarassment!

SpanishHarlot · 11/08/2010 21:13

this is just sooo funny...and we haven't even got started on weak pelvic floors...

can't go on my daughter's trampoline since peeing myself after 3rd jump!!!!! now she tells everyone everytime we see one..Blush

bumpsnowjustplump · 11/08/2010 21:07

knicker sniffers on ebay sorky???? i missed that one lol

sorky · 11/08/2010 20:56

well my eyes have been well and truly opened today, fanjo-bleached kecks and knicker sniffers on eBay.

I tell ya it's been an eventful day Grin

bumpsnowjustplump · 11/08/2010 20:53

FN yuck.... but lol Grin

ChippingIn · 11/08/2010 20:53

Several threads later on bleached pants I'm no wiser - there are always several very plausible reasons - but no solutions!

jbells · 11/08/2010 20:49

i go commando your not weird, have tried all sorts of knickers with skinny jeans and all r uncomforatble and end up where they shudnt b lol your not the only one :) altho people have commented to me that its weird to

sorky · 11/08/2010 20:49

errr like a dog with worms

FellatioNelson · 11/08/2010 20:47

When I moved into my house all the carpets had weird bleach patches on them. Even in the bedrooms. I blamed it onto their dogs (though God knows hwy, but it seemed like a good enough expanation to me.) Now, hoever, I am imagining the previous laydee of the manor, erm, scraping herself along MY CARPETS for some sort of itch relief.Shock

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