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to go commando whilst wearing jeans

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GetOrfMoiLand · 11/08/2010 09:12

Had some low cut jeans on yesterday.

SIL said 'how do you wear those without your knickers showing over the top'

Me: 'don't wear knickers'

SIL: Shock HOW can you go commando.

She was seriously shocked that I didn't wear knickers. I said how the bloody hell can you - skinny jeans so a VPL would show, if you wore a g string it would peek out over the top and look horrible.

She made me feel a complete bohemian.

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AvrilHeytch · 12/08/2010 20:50

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ChippingIn · 12/08/2010 19:46

GOML - I'm all for going commando - but please tell me you meant swimming bath changing rooms and not clothes shopping changing rooms....??

Please.

All you other regular commandos (of which I can be one at times), you don't try on clothes commando do you????

isthatporridgeinyourhair · 12/08/2010 17:35

Avril Yuck - I'll never be able to try on a pair of jeans without checking for someone's secretions now.

Heartsease · 12/08/2010 17:29

AvrilHeytch, that was the question I was afraid to ask!

AvrilHeytch · 12/08/2010 17:27

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mamaloco · 12/08/2010 15:14

Thanks all for a good laugh Grin. I am not that loco then!

Polgara2 · 12/08/2010 15:13

Oh this is priceless! am ROFLing away here.I love MN - I always find out things I didn't know that I didn't know Grin.

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GetOrfMoiLand · 12/08/2010 15:07

Have you ever trapped your pubes - YES. I remember doing so in M&S changing rooms and yelping. My best friend stood outside pissed herself (not literally) when I told her what I did.

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Heartsease · 12/08/2010 14:33

Have you never left your flies open?

MinnieMummy · 12/08/2010 14:23

Spider - sorry to ruin your theory, but I've never experienced the post-bath phenomenon but can attest to the other two traits. Have just had third DC though so it's quite possibly just a matter of time...

CatIsSleepy · 12/08/2010 14:12

interesting thread Grin
do you never catch your pubes in the zip?

Acanthus · 12/08/2010 14:03

"Who forgets to take out their tampon?"

COD, that's who!

Were you here then?

elastamum · 12/08/2010 13:35

Maybe thats it!!! Instead of doing my roots all I need to do is go to bed each night with yesterdays knickers on my head. Bingo Bleaching effect = job done !!! Grin

(you can tell I am a lone parent - expect the girls on the dating thread might have soemthing to say about this idea)

elastamum · 12/08/2010 13:30

And I am a bleached blonde Grin

elastamum · 12/08/2010 13:29

Now Knickers on the head is something I can identify with. Very useful when doing your makeup - but I only use clean ones Confused

FellatioNelson · 12/08/2010 13:23

,thinking hard for all natural ec-friendly organic flange-goo laundry product brand name, logo, catch phrase and TV jingle.>

Where are all the poets and Haiku writers when we need them?

marantha · 12/08/2010 12:49

elastamum What, not on your head like normal people?

elastamum · 12/08/2010 11:46

Look you lot. I am trying to type up someones appraisal here and this thread is causing me to spit tea all over my laptop and get no work done. Priceless Grin
PS. am wearing m&s finest under my jeans

VoidofDiscovery · 12/08/2010 11:26

Ah, Mumnet at it's very best. Laugh out loud funny, eye opening, educational and honest.

Now why doesn't The Wail run these MN stories?

freebirdx · 12/08/2010 10:45

lol at this thread, has kept me away from my desk for far too long.

LittleMissHissyFit · 12/08/2010 10:43

marantha "I don't wish to come over all Sherlock Holmes here.."

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GetOrfMoiLand · 12/08/2010 10:35

lol again at Marantha.

Where do you get your washing powder from? Billingsgate?

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marantha · 12/08/2010 10:27

I don't wish to come over all Sherlock Holmes here, but I think the bleaching effect is caused by a reaction of natural female secretions and washing powder.
Incidentally, anyone else noticed that washing powder has a vaguely fishy smell to it?

LindenAvery · 12/08/2010 09:55

Also admire BHLS's idea - plus biodegradable and organic - surely? Now that is one for Dragon's Den - just needs a name? and a slogan?

FellatioNelson · 12/08/2010 09:51

at BHLS's new laundry technique! Sadly I cannot try it out as I'm a non-bleacher myself.

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