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What on earth is the "private troll topic"???

265 replies

CrunchyNutCornflake · 08/08/2010 23:22

Just using advanced search and this came up a topic...

Any ideas??

OP posts:
HecateQueenOfWitches · 09/08/2010 23:33

poor poor SGB

MataKurri · 09/08/2010 23:31

I think I can get into MNHQ unnoticed.....

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/08/2010 23:30

Agents, Do you copy?

I have managed to repair the radio with a piece of the brain protector, but SGB is gone!

Repeat, I have lost eyeball on sgb, the last I saw she was dragged under a bridge - what do I do?

SolidGoldBrass · 09/08/2010 23:29
Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 23:27

Actually they're not hats... they are extra large fascinators

MataKurri · 09/08/2010 23:25

Holy batspunk B&T - who's got the tin foil brain protector????

Honeydragon · 09/08/2010 23:24

I have just laughed so hard I woke up the baby - will you lot bloody well behave! Grin

Oh and the tinfoil hats will cause interference with your walkie talkies, may i suggest yoghurt pots and string?

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 23:23

Oh Shit...They GOT SGB......

Olivia, over here It;s safe here. We have foil hats spare

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/08/2010 23:16

Oh shit! I was trying to be discreet, but I've just lost radio contact with SGB! I need back up.

BACK UP!

BACK UP!

Bylf uyk;;;;;;;;;p09nb

SolidGoldBrass · 09/08/2010 23:10

Ooookay Well I hacked into the vault and found SWMNBN and Claire Verity in little cages being fed bread and water, a Danny Dyer voodoo doll with the cock bitten off it, and a suspicious mound with Badly Behaved Ad Agency etched into the stone above it... Oh and there was

Bwaaaaaa -

HalpHalp!

bzzzzzzzzzt...

MataKurri · 09/08/2010 23:01

What have you done with Crunchy btw?

Heathcliffscathy · 09/08/2010 22:52

yeah yeah olivia, like we believe you...

MataKurri · 09/08/2010 22:50

Come over to our side Olivia, we will look after you, ...... Val will make you a tin foil hat.

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 22:46

Olivia...what did you do to get your button powers taken away?

Was there some kind of scandal? Shock

Actually...I don't buy that answer at all... Wink

C'mon Olivia, you're between friends now...

llareggub · 09/08/2010 22:41

Oooooooooooooh!

MNHQ
OliviaMumsnet · 09/08/2010 22:40

I am loving all these theories but I have a confession. Blush I don't actually know what this is.
I can't get into it or anything with all my MNHQ Big Red Button Powers.
BUT I understand that there was lots of cake in the Towers over the last few days (I'm in the MN country outpost, y'see and so miss all the fun calories) so it could be a case of Tech mucking about after sugar overload.

HecateQueenOfWitches · 09/08/2010 22:38

Ah, that'll be where The List is. Grin All those naughty naughty mners with their namechanging!

Gigantaur · 09/08/2010 22:12

its where they store all the threads from people that "we have no reason to believe they are anything but genuine"

Hmm
BitOfFun · 09/08/2010 21:59

Quite possibly. But a lot of that meeting gets taken up by poring over the drunken rambles and bumsex threads from Friday. And then there's the stuff that other MNers apart from me post too...

MataKurri · 09/08/2010 21:57

Maybe they put all the deleted threads and messages in there, and they float about for eternity, - like a MN black hole.

This thread is probably being lined up for oblivion as we speak.

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 21:49

But surely they just do that in the Triple M (Monday Morning Meeting) BoF, over coffee and a range of biscuits?

BitOfFun · 09/08/2010 21:45

I bet I know what's in it. They have collated all my theories into one place Wink

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 21:44

Crunchy woke up this morning with a horses head in her bed I reckon. She's been silenced

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 21:43

Maybe we should link this into 'Site Stuff'?

Slept all night with my tin foil hat on...for nothing?

Was expecting this thread to have self combusted by now Grin

KurriKurri · 09/08/2010 21:40

It's called 'private troll Topic' Pueri (loving your latin makeover btw Grin)
It is nowhere to be found, it is just 'mentioned', if you search 'select topics' - no discussions though.

No one has seen hide nor hair of Crunchy since last night, MNHQ are suspiciously ignoring this thread - it's all very cloak and dagger.

One can only presume it is a special thread only accessible by Justine, Helen, Olivia et al. where they chat about EastEnders and Cake.

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