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Original poster

What on earth is the "private troll topic"???

265 replies

CrunchyNutCornflake · 08/08/2010 23:22

Just using advanced search and this came up a topic...

Any ideas??

OP posts:
caramelwaffle · 10/08/2010 00:00

Woke up today with nightdress twisted around norks (had funny dreams of Boden clad Aliens) and a THUMPING headache!
Could it be the copious amounts of wine drunk my tin foil brain protector falling off in the middle of the night?

And where in frecks name is SolidGoldBrass?

Ahhhhhhhh. She's having fun as per...

Wink

MataKurri · 09/08/2010 23:55

What's it like in there Bitter? - I'm guessing something like this

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/08/2010 23:54

I'm in a dusty corridor. There are filing cabinets with posters names, A-Z. Except there seems to be an inordinate amount of 'C' cabinets.

I don't know where SGB is. Any suggestions?

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 23:53

Bitter is is in. Copy, Bitter is in

What do you see Bitter??

GreenDemon · 09/08/2010 23:52

Oh that's who you are PueriSimilisCanis!!!

BitOfFun · 09/08/2010 23:51

Shit, no, that's Cath Kidston, isn't it? Tell us what you can see!

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 23:51

WTF is going on??

Will we be reduced to an an amusing anecdote in the newsletter? Will MNHQ actually discolse what they are hiding so publicly? Wink

Will they realease poor Chrunchy?

Dear god. This is becoming more tense by the day....

BitOfFun · 09/08/2010 23:50

Are the sisterwives dressed in jaunty floral pinafores?

Honeydragon · 09/08/2010 23:49

Try making clip clop noises and see if it draws out any guards

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/08/2010 23:49

B-O-D-E-N

The lights gone green! I'm in!

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 23:48

Or could it be BF(vs)FF?

I fear we have lost a comrade or two ladies..we need to prepare for the worst...

BitOfFun · 09/08/2010 23:47

Oh God, it's worse than I thought. Mumsnet Towers is the windswept barn Shock

llareggub · 09/08/2010 23:47

BODEN

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/08/2010 23:46

Argh! the light has gone red! I'm locked out for 2 minutes!

Someone help me!

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 23:45

MNHQ

BitOfFun · 09/08/2010 23:45

Can you pick the lock with a spork?

MataKurri · 09/08/2010 23:44

Don't take any unnecessary risks SGB, .... at the same time try to keep hold of the cockless Danny Dyer doll, it may be vital evidence

BitOfFun · 09/08/2010 23:43

Maybe try OLD PEN? That might be where the sheep are.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/08/2010 23:41

For the love of god people!! What letters do I press?

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 23:41

Barely receiving you Bitter... ~crackle~~crakle~

BitOfFun · 09/08/2010 23:41

Don't press anything. The bolt-gun may go off.

SolidGoldBrass · 09/08/2010 23:40

HALP HALP!
Gnnnn!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/08/2010 23:37

Right, I'm under the bridge. There is a door with a keypad, but it has random letters rather than numbers. It looks like this

BKO
DLE
NXP

I need to press 5 keys in order, the only clue is a sign saying

Heeeeres Johnnie.

What do I do?

BitOfFun · 09/08/2010 23:36

OMG- she has been dragged into the windswept barn and is being rogered by the sisterwives!

But she might like that- I say leave her till morning.

gigglewitch · 09/08/2010 23:34

ah haaaaaaaa Grin

cor.

Am pmsl at the stuff I've read, gotta go and read the entire thread now!

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