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What on earth is the "private troll topic"???

265 replies

CrunchyNutCornflake · 08/08/2010 23:22

Just using advanced search and this came up a topic...

Any ideas??

OP posts:
MataKurri · 10/08/2010 00:24

It's gone, Caramel is right, the PTT has disappeared ....did anyone notice a puff of smoke???

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/08/2010 00:22

Chaos, received your incoming care package - thank you soldier!

Valpollicella · 10/08/2010 00:20

No Caramel?

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/08/2010 00:20

I've cut the blue wire.

One of the red lights has gone out.

I need two more colours people! Who do we not want to deliver?

MataKurri · 10/08/2010 00:19

but what if blue is the new black BOF, - dear God where are those S&B folk when you need them???

caramelwaffle · 10/08/2010 00:18

Instant message to all units...all units be prepared for incoming message.

The device known as "Private Troll Topic" seems to have disappeared from it's last known location

Co ordinates Alpha Alpha Advanced Search.
Can anyone else confirm? Reapeat. We need confirmation

chaostrulyreigns · 10/08/2010 00:18

Hands BaTCD customised mooncups incase she needs to exit high building ubër-fastly in Spiderman style.

gigglewitch · 10/08/2010 00:17

love it, my Silly friends

here,Bitter - you wanna have my match? I've lit it and everythin' Grin

BitOfFun · 10/08/2010 00:17

Yes, blue doesn't go with black- everybody knows that!

Valpollicella · 10/08/2010 00:16

Cut the blue wire

Bitter.....Do it! MN depends on you

MataKurri · 10/08/2010 00:15
Valpollicella · 10/08/2010 00:13

Mata, we need you with those cakes to defind against an invasion from NM...

Start dishing cakes NOW
GO GO GO

Bitter, whats your status re revovery of SGB?

Are you both safe?

Shall I send in troops?

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/08/2010 00:12

Shit! Thre's a bomb.

3 minutes on the timer. There's a blue wire, a red wire, a yellow wire and a green wire.

The sign says 'cut out those you don't want to deliver'

I need to cut 3 wires - which one do I leave intact?

BitOfFun · 10/08/2010 00:09

Be careful, Chaos, don't be taken in by passing bugaboos- they are all populated by teddy bears!

MataKurri · 10/08/2010 00:09

Val I'm poised ready to bake cupcakes spring into action, I laugh in the face of the PTT ..... just say the word and I'm there.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/08/2010 00:08

I think I have found SGB!

It's like a lab, with little cages.

chaostrulyreigns · 10/08/2010 00:08
BitOfFun · 10/08/2010 00:05

If you see a room labelled SCBU, avoid it. It is a massive con, and will actually open onto a vista of waterskiers in the Seychelles.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/08/2010 00:04

The boxroom is left, so I'm going that way - can anyone try and raise SGB on the radio?

Valpollicella · 10/08/2010 00:03

Left, always left (maze advice app...)

caramelwaffle · 10/08/2010 00:03

No! No! Head for the larder. Grab some sausage rolls for your arduous journey ahead

BitOfFun · 10/08/2010 00:02

Head for the boxroom!

caramelwaffle · 10/08/2010 00:01

Left!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/08/2010 00:00

Sorry, got distracted by looking at my file.

Would you believe my talkname used to be BooHooMonkey? Blush

What do I doooooo? I can go right or left.

Valpollicella · 10/08/2010 00:00
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