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Original poster

What on earth is the "private troll topic"???

265 replies

CrunchyNutCornflake · 08/08/2010 23:22

Just using advanced search and this came up a topic...

Any ideas??

OP posts:
Valpollicella · 10/08/2010 00:40

Yellow.... is Morrisons

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/08/2010 00:40

I'm cutting the yellow wire...

The bomb is diffused! I can see SGB in a cage, but it's locked with a bicycle lock, the kind with a four digit combination.

The tag on it says

The number of cakes BooHooMonkey has eaten in the last six months.

What's the combination?

chaostrulyreigns · 10/08/2010 00:39

Only caramel knows the truth but she's just sitting there stroking her pussy.

SolidGoldBrass · 10/08/2010 00:39

NOT THE ANAL PROBE! NOT THE ANAL PROBE!

MataKurri · 10/08/2010 00:38

yellow FFS - this is no time for inverse snobbery.

chaostrulyreigns · 10/08/2010 00:37

Green Ocado.

Yellow Morrison's.

YOU decide.

MataKurri · 10/08/2010 00:36

Yes yellow, go for it

Bitter if you ever get out, I'll be recommending you for a Boden Voucher for bravery above and beyond etc...

gigglewitch · 10/08/2010 00:36
BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/08/2010 00:35

So what do we think? yellow?

caramelwaffle · 10/08/2010 00:35
thumbwitch · 10/08/2010 00:34

How's it going, B&TCD? Have you blown up yet??

(S'ok GW - glad it's nothign sinister :) - see you when you get back from hols then)

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/08/2010 00:33

OK, I'm cutting the...

Red wire is cut. I'm left with green and yellow. But is green Asda or Ocado?

And has anyone raised SGB on the radio?

TEN minutes people.

Honeydragon · 10/08/2010 00:32

falls out of thumbs cleavage ...

WTF am I doing in MNHQ? Where did the spaceship go?

SolidGoldBrass · 10/08/2010 00:32

Mooooooaaaaaaannn! It's all dark in here but I think I can smell Fruit Shoots.

gigglewitch · 10/08/2010 00:32

oooh, what about ASDA?? Shock

(Thumb - I suspended it while I'm away so I don't get back to three thousand notifications and a few hundred messages. All irrelevant of course)

chaostrulyreigns · 10/08/2010 00:32

There's mutterings at GCHQ that JasonThunderpants is on his way to save BaTCD armed with only a bag of mixed ppers and an arsenal of gooseberries. Bitter when you catch sight of him he will ask "Where's the nearest Nando's?" Your response will be "I'm wise and avid". Do not deviate from the arranged code.

Valpollicella · 10/08/2010 00:31

Ok..

We're gonna cut the red wire....

(Oh. By the way Bitter. Its been fab knowing you Wink)

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/08/2010 00:30

OK, I'm guessing blue is for tesco - do I go with sainsbury or morrisons next?

BitOfFun · 10/08/2010 00:29

Dad? Quick- we need the technics team! Flick the bean, Bitter, flick the bean!

thumbwitch · 10/08/2010 00:28

You bunch of nutters!!GrinGrin

(GIGGLEWITCH!! Where have you been, woman? And what happened to you on FB, you've disappeared? Fluffy was worried about you...)

chaostrulyreigns · 10/08/2010 00:27

The wrong wire.[dad]

The private trolls thread self-destructed.[sadder]

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/08/2010 00:27

Gah! cutting the first wire gave me ten minutes grace - there is 4 minutes left to cut the next wire.

COME ON PEOPLE!

BitOfFun · 10/08/2010 00:26

BITTER IS STRANDED!

How will she get back? Shock

Valpollicella · 10/08/2010 00:26

OMG

MNHQ

Seriously........!

gigglewitch · 10/08/2010 00:24

Chaos, please tell me you sent her the antibacterial hand gel as well Shock