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What on earth is the "private troll topic"???

265 replies

CrunchyNutCornflake · 08/08/2010 23:22

Just using advanced search and this came up a topic...

Any ideas??

OP posts:
TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 10/08/2010 10:05

fab thread!!

AnyFucker · 10/08/2010 09:48

how did you lot get so funny ? Grin

mrsPrudent · 10/08/2010 09:06

this needs to go in classics. It's fantastic Grin

StealthPolarBear · 10/08/2010 09:01

I noticed this a while ago and want to know too - I'm guessing the boring answer is it's where they move all the threads they decide are started by trolls so they can do their 'monitoring'

BeenBeta · 10/08/2010 08:57

"Broadsword calling Danny boy, Broadsword calling Danny boy, over."

"Do me a favor will you? Next time you have one of these things, keep it an all British operation."

WickedWitchSouthWest · 10/08/2010 08:45

Utter genius. Well done chaps! Saved from a bla k hole but we never found out what the PTT actually was..

thumbwitch · 10/08/2010 04:39

Virgin - what are you trying to suggest about Aussies there?? Lumping them in with the new age and tinfoilhatwearing types - what's that all about, eh?

BitOfFun · 10/08/2010 01:21

Thank fuck for that!

Right- back to the dower house for drinks, anyone?

gigglewitch · 10/08/2010 01:07

whew

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/08/2010 01:02

She will be fine in the morning, I'm sure.

You are all WELCOME btw.Grin

VirginonRidiculous · 10/08/2010 01:01

Val, we pissed ourselves for days thinking of her going to bed in her hat. They haven't redecorated in 20 years incase the fumes from the paint and new fittings/fixtures makes her ill. It's all a bit antipodean/new age. But funny all the same bless them. Smile

MataKurri · 10/08/2010 00:57

Crunchy is now just a tiny footnote on Site StuffSad

SolidGoldBrass · 10/08/2010 00:56

BATCD you have rescued a CLONE. Halp halp!

SolidGoldBrass · 10/08/2010 00:55

Bwaaaah! I hear the unforgettable sound of a bolt gun going off and an almighty MOOOOO!

It's going to be Pink Floyd in a minute, isn't it? Nooooooooooooooo!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/08/2010 00:54

SGB is back to base!

I didn't see crunchy though, I'm a bit concerned.

Valpollicella · 10/08/2010 00:54

Vurgin, I don't mean to but ....pmsl at a RL Aunt who goes to be in a tin foil hat ...Blush

MataKurri · 10/08/2010 00:53

It's only a matter of time before we'll all be wearing them VOTR.

VirginonRidiculous · 10/08/2010 00:49

Erm, read up above and I actually have an aunt who goes to bed in a tin foil hat Shock. My uncle made it for her because he believes she gets migraines and illness from the electro-magnetic waves given off from electric items / power cables above. Could be something in it but a bit of a passion killer eh?

Honeydragon · 10/08/2010 00:45

I'm confused are we concerned about the anal probe or the cattle prod - which one is meant to be an instrument of torture to SGB?

And has caramel stopped stroking her cat yet?

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/08/2010 00:45

0-0-0-0

I'm in!

SGB is in handcuffs but she seems quite comfortable. Am heading back to base. SGB, speak to me dammit!

caramelwaffle · 10/08/2010 00:45
thumbwitch · 10/08/2010 00:43

NOT that I'm suggesting that's how many cakes you've eaten in the last 6m, B&T. Wink

Only you know the answer - free the SGB!

Honeydragon · 10/08/2010 00:42

000000000 Grin

thumbwitch · 10/08/2010 00:41

if it's SGB in the cage the code is likely to be 6969, no?

thumbwitch · 10/08/2010 00:40

Chaos! Grin

YELLOW, cut the YELLOW!

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