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What on earth is the "private troll topic"???

265 replies

CrunchyNutCornflake · 08/08/2010 23:22

Just using advanced search and this came up a topic...

Any ideas??

OP posts:
KurriKurri · 10/08/2010 11:47

I'll need a couple of hundred metres of it, if I'm going to make that bikini.

Valpollicella · 10/08/2010 11:45

Anyone got a Makro card? We could bulk buy some foil in preparation for the second attempt at breaking the Private Troll Topic enigma

gigglewitch · 10/08/2010 11:40

pmsl BoF - what about the whole outfit for the grown-ups Grin

gigglewitch · 10/08/2010 11:39

honeydragon, ca you get my dd one as well - very much the same scenario and dd and I went to bed at 3am.
I blame all that laughing wire cutting business - Morrisons or Sainsburys etc. Talking of which, isn't Crunchy working in Sainsbury's in Manchester?

BitOfFun · 10/08/2010 11:38

For Honeydragon. Don't tell anybody else though- I'm not sure they're standard issue.

Honeydragon · 10/08/2010 11:33

Can I have a tinfoil fascinator for dd please?

Because my giggling concern for BTCD and SGB woke her up - she stayed awake till 2.30am convinced it was time to be up! Clearly they were trying to get to me through her with sleep depravation.

I think I may have seen Cruncy done our chip shop - she swore she was.

KurriKurri · 10/08/2010 11:28

Bless her - at least she's where she wanted to be, - with Shergar.

BitOfFun · 10/08/2010 11:28
caramelwaffle · 10/08/2010 11:26

MN

Bwah bwah har harrr

elliemental · 10/08/2010 11:22

Val - where can I purchase one of those Kath Kidston Duck Covers you mentioned earlier? My duck is just a dull brown and it'd be ace if she blended with my Boden hotch-potch.

RIP Crunch.
You were as real to me as my pink unicorn.....

BitOfFun · 10/08/2010 11:22

MN

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/08/2010 11:19

It's time to say the Mumset prayer people,

Our Mumsnet
Who art a Forum,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy school run,
Must be done.
On weekdays if not at weekends.
Give us this day, our daily Greggs
And forgive me if AIBU,
As I forgive when YABU.
Lead us not into Tesco,
But deliver us Ocado.
For Thine is the Chat, the Style and the Beauty.
Forever and ever.

MN

BitOfFun · 10/08/2010 11:17

Olivia is going to come back and tell us that Crunchy has gone to live on a farm where she'll have all the biscuits she can eat and get lots of exercise, isn't she?

tortoiseonthehalfshell · 10/08/2010 11:15

I have the deepest respect for SGB's collection.

I am also intrigued by the idea of SGB clones. That's a hell of a twist on the whole mundane heterosexual monogamy issue.

BitOfFun · 10/08/2010 11:15

Oh Crunchy- you will be missed Sad

I hope they gave you a chocolate hobnob before you were despatched...

KurriKurri · 10/08/2010 11:11

A Eulogy.

Dear Crunchy,oh where are you?
Claimed by the the Private Troll Topic?
We searched for you at MNHQ,
But there was a bomb and we had to get out quick

Valpollicella · 10/08/2010 11:09

Now is not the time for laying dibs on SGB's collection people! Crunchy is gone...we have no news. Would you please have some respect??

Gigantaur · 10/08/2010 11:06

if SGB fails to make it out alive can i have her collection? Wink

BitOfFun · 10/08/2010 11:06

Oh no- something's wrong. I've just been reading about Peter Crouch and Abi Clancy, and found myself thinking that perhaps they weren't suited to mundane heteromonogamy. I think somebody has been messing up the signals to my tin-foil overnight Shock. Is SGB quite herself?

BitOfFun · 10/08/2010 11:00

Yes- mail MNHQ again, and I'll start kum-bi-ya.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/08/2010 11:00

Maybe we should Val.

Valpollicella · 10/08/2010 10:59

Should we hold some kind of candle lit vigil for Crunchy until we are told The Truth?

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 10/08/2010 10:58
caramelwaffle · 10/08/2010 10:39

You did'nt go to bed early TheLadyofTGK - we sent signals to the chip we planted in your brain: set it to "standy mode".

KurriKurri · 10/08/2010 10:37

Check SGB has not been brainwashed within an inch of her life, and turned into a Stepford Wife.

I missed the last frantic seconds of the operation because I had to go to bed was called away to a very important,top secret undercover thingy.

I think we should all take a few minutes to think about Crunchy and the sacrifices she made.

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