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What on earth is the "private troll topic"???

265 replies

CrunchyNutCornflake · 08/08/2010 23:22

Just using advanced search and this came up a topic...

Any ideas??

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HelenMumsnet · 10/08/2010 12:50

KurriKurri: not sure Tech will have any cojones after we've finished with him...

Honeydragon · 10/08/2010 12:39

BoF - funny when I went to Whitby in June it was dry, sandy and smelt of donuts.

Maybe whitbys are more prone to chafing.

Gigglewitch - can I have a couple of Fruit Shoot holsters attached to my bikini please?

KurriKurri · 10/08/2010 12:33

A move to classics eh? They are more cunning than I thought.Shock

Mouseface · 10/08/2010 12:29

Grin at this!!!!

Brilliant.

BitOfFun · 10/08/2010 12:27

It has slipped through the Time-Space Continuum into Classics, that's why Shock

caramelwaffle · 10/08/2010 12:26

Codeword Change Alert: "Private Troll Topic"

Henceforth "Classics"

gigglewitch · 10/08/2010 12:25

it's the Tin Foil Effect, mustrun Wink

mustrun · 10/08/2010 12:23

Ah, so it let me now Confused

mustrun · 10/08/2010 12:22

Ok, tryin again.... I just tried to add to thei thread but it wouldn't let me Hmm

KurriKurri · 10/08/2010 12:21

Val - I'm a secret agent now, chafing holds no fears for me. (And you can get some cream for it now I believe)

Helen - does Tech have the cojones to show his face on here???

gigglewitch · 10/08/2010 12:14

aww, Helen, get them to put it back!! Grin

Valpollicella · 10/08/2010 12:13

A foil gusset may be a little...chafing though Kurri?

Perhaps we could improvise gussets out of tea towels or something

gigglewitch · 10/08/2010 12:12

Envy now that's just showing off.
I think I need the extra-wide stuff to do gussets. Better get the glue gun plugged in.

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HelenMumsnet · 10/08/2010 12:12

lol at this thread.

Honestly, we had NO idea that topic was there. Twas just one of the Techs mucking about. We are devising a suitable painful punishment for him right now.

chaostrulyreigns · 10/08/2010 12:11

Just wondering if caramel is still in her evil empire stroking her evil pussy?

KurriKurri · 10/08/2010 12:10

Giggle - if you are handy with the glue, start running up those outfits. I am curvy of figure, and require a gusset.

gigglewitch · 10/08/2010 12:07

BoF -
I am crying laughing and it's not even midnight, and I haven't been at the wine Biscuit

gigglewitch · 10/08/2010 12:06

we'll need the Extra Stiff Foil to make that lot

BitOfFun · 10/08/2010 12:05

Still more appealing than a Whitby- damp, occasionally windy and smells of fish.

gigglewitch · 10/08/2010 12:05

omg Honey, I'm lmao and my ribs are still killing me from last night.

That Crunchie eating day is inspired - a fitting memorial. But I can't wait til Friday.

KurriKurri · 10/08/2010 12:03

Those boots are a must have Thumbwitch,

Honeydragon · 10/08/2010 11:59

I've got a costco card, but I don't think I can make it to the tinfoil without help .....they put it behind the bakery. I'll have to send chore dodger, she's the onnly person i know who can get past the cake.

Personally I don't do Hollwood or Brazilian, mine is more of a Torquay, still ok to visit in the summer but more scruffy around the edges, but easier to get to and a lot cheaper. Smile

thumbwitch · 10/08/2010 11:58

B&TCD - inspired prayer!

MN

Should we have a ceremonial Crunchie-eating day in respect of Crunchy's passing?

The whole tinfoil outfit is getting a bit Barbarella, isn't it..

gigglewitch · 10/08/2010 11:57

found this to help with our geography

gigglewitch · 10/08/2010 11:55

cor - impressive! Do we all get one?
And if we do, is it gonna be the Brazilian vs Hollywood waxing thread all over again Shock

We'll need bikinis if we're going to the Topic of Private Troll - is it somewhere between the Equator and Topic of Capricorn? Grin

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