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Original poster

What on earth is the "private troll topic"???

265 replies

CrunchyNutCornflake · 08/08/2010 23:22

Just using advanced search and this came up a topic...

Any ideas??

OP posts:
PueriSimilisCanis · 09/08/2010 21:20

can someone link to the topic, or say where it is to be found, say in site stuff

Is it really called private troll area? I need to narrow parameters Grin

llareggub · 09/08/2010 21:18

So, we're none the wiser?

AnyFucker · 09/08/2010 01:11

signs

have just remembered

SolidGoldBrass · 09/08/2010 01:08

I do sometimes wonder what nutters did before the advent of tinfoil. WHat other materials are as useful for making those handy little alien-mind-control-repelling bonnets?

AnyFucker · 09/08/2010 01:05

Grin at tin foil brain protector

I am struggling to remember where that came from...

can anyone help my tired memory ?

caramelwaffle · 09/08/2010 01:03

Night Val

< nightdress - check >
< tin foil brain protector - check >

KurriKurri · 09/08/2010 00:56

Night Val, (check your room for bugs)

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 00:44

Dammit

I need to go to bed now..

MNHQ I fully expect this thread to be here in the morning otherwise shall be posting more thread about conspiracies...Grin

Night fellow spies...

caramelwaffle · 09/08/2010 00:41

Down to zero.

Rumbled, ladies.

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 00:40

Kurri, you and me both....

C'mon fellow Mners....solidarity an'all that?

KurriKurri · 09/08/2010 00:38

Chaos this is no time to be thinking about men.Shock

I must know how to access them Caramel, you can trust me, if I'm caught I will squeal like a pig remain steadfastly silent.

MiladyDeSummer · 09/08/2010 00:37

I can't see the subjects either as it happens, it just says zero.

I wonder if you could break in by putting a word into the search box which acts as a password and then select the troll topic...

No. I don't want to know.

caramelwaffle · 09/08/2010 00:35

"two items"

< taps nose >

"two items" is all I will whisper

Grin
chaostrulyreigns · 09/08/2010 00:34

Is there any way Matthew Mcfadyen, Rupert Penry-Jones and Richard Armitage could be involved?

Please?

Grin
Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 00:34

Milady...tis your duty to link or at least C+P the thread.....!

MiladyDeSummer · 09/08/2010 00:31

Two ongoing subjects.

One of which is probably how to make us this thread disappear quietly

KurriKurri · 09/08/2010 00:30

I can't see them either caramel are you 'one of them?'

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 00:26

Errr how can you see them Caramel????

TELL ALL

caramelwaffle · 09/08/2010 00:25

Had a looksie. Two ongoing subjects in there as of mo'.
Meh

< curiouser and curiouser emoticom>

Hey Anyfucker..........

BOO! Grin

MilkNoSugarPlease · 09/08/2010 00:25

You do realise Justine etc will suddenly descend from our roofs, jump through the window and take computers then be winched away :o

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 00:22

The Secret Service branch of MNHQ have obviously been deployed.... Shock

AnyFucker · 09/08/2010 00:20

shit

this is a bit scary Shock

KurriKurri · 09/08/2010 00:17

She got too close to the truth AF, I'm namechanging before I get airbrushed out of all the photos.

AnyFucker · 09/08/2010 00:14

has she been nobbled ?

KurriKurri · 09/08/2010 00:10

Where has Crunchy gone MNHQ? No one has seen her since 23.31.........Confused