Active discussions

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Exercise

Chat to other fitness enthusiasts on our Exercise forum.

Original poster

Runners United - Conwy Cockwatch, a live birth and Alex "Rhet" Ferguson in one thread. What more could we ask for?

985 replies

fannybanjo · 18/11/2011 21:09

LET'S FUCKING DO IT....!

OP posts:
Original poster
fannybanjo · 19/11/2011 22:44

monkey I actually am frigid.

OP posts:
monkeyLFDTwench · 19/11/2011 22:42

Rubbing . .fanny my love, you're obviously getting too much or not enough, I just don't know which!

bonkersLFDT20 · 19/11/2011 22:41

LOL backward !!!!

bonkersLFDT20 · 19/11/2011 22:41

sticky We all know that you get the best results when you combine short and long rubs.

Gawd Fanny you're bringing as all down to your level!

Can we change the thread title to "we enjoy rubbing"?

backwardLFDTpossom · 19/11/2011 22:40

So, straw poll, do you prefer short quick rubs or the long easy rubs?

Do you think you should be asking that, with a username like stickyfingers? Grin

Original poster
fannybanjo · 19/11/2011 22:39

Right I'm off to read my Hermann Hesse Maureen Lee so night fellow rubbers and I'll let you know how many cocks I've viewed tomorrow.

OP posts:
Original poster
fannybanjo · 19/11/2011 22:37

Couldn't be arsed rubbing alone bonkers - too much hard work. Might as well get DH to do me rubbings for me. Saves energy for running then.

OP posts:
stickyLFDTfingers · 19/11/2011 22:37

So, straw poll, do you prefer short quick rubs or the long easy rubs?

Ahem, I need to go to bed I think...

bonkersLFDT20 · 19/11/2011 22:37

Go to bed Fanny!

Original poster
fannybanjo · 19/11/2011 22:36

Shite. I've renamed Moshi, Noshi! Blush

OP posts:
bonkersLFDT20 · 19/11/2011 22:35

Fanny Rubbings eh?! Bet you're not talking about brass rubbing either, are you.

[impersonation of Fanny] "I'm just off for a rub, see you later". She then returns looking rather sweaty and breathless.

Original poster
fannybanjo · 19/11/2011 22:35

I type so damn quick on it, I don't notice the typos and it spellchecks bloody correct words. However what is worrying is that mine recognises swear words now and even corrects them for me...

OP posts:
Original poster
fannybanjo · 19/11/2011 22:33

Love how bonkers is also a fan of rubbing according to moi!

OP posts:
rhetorician · 19/11/2011 22:33

fanny even when you aren't trying to be rude, you manage it - it's that effing i-phone wotsit of yours...

stickyLFDTfingers · 19/11/2011 22:33

darn you, I've never seen The Wire. I'm here for the running (and rubbing Wink), not to buy lots of DVDs

rhetorician · 19/11/2011 22:32

I think she means running, lol...

Original poster
fannybanjo · 19/11/2011 22:32

Ah fuckity mcfuck I meant running. GrinBlush RUNNING is my main love.

OP posts:
stickyLFDTfingers · 19/11/2011 22:31

rubbing is your main love Fanny? You sure you don't mean ironing? Grin

backwardLFDTpossom · 19/11/2011 22:30

rubbings my main love but I'm open for a bit of the Natalie and Jillian.

Shock

Lordy, fanny

orangeLFDThead · 19/11/2011 22:29

monkey he is 8 also. A few years back they thought he had coeliac's but most of his other symptoms seemed to have gone now just left with the accidents. Hope you get your ds sorted soon.
I will probably have to co-ordinate myself as I have had to push for everything, they don't make it easy. He was also on movicol for many years and that just made him worse.
Just been advised on another thread to try gluten and caesin free diet. Thats ging to take some getting my head round

Original poster
fannybanjo · 19/11/2011 22:28

Oh my Shred DVD arrived today! bonkers I think it means shredded like ripped with muscles...?! Grin. I'm a bit like you - rubbings my main love but I'm open for a bit of the Natalie and Jillian.

rhet oh yes took a couple if episodes for The Wire to get me hooked but what with being an illiterate scouser Wink, I kind of understood the lingo as a lot of it is similar to scouse slang really.

monkey you MUST buy your DH The Wire box set. It's the dogs bollocks and I don't watch much TV as I'm easily distracted so I should know!

noshi ah bless the little dog coming with you! Are you worried how he'll cope with the flight?

OP posts:
stickyLFDTfingers · 19/11/2011 22:26

sfx it's weird, isn't it, that grown up people (or so-called) can behave like that? But then, I have relatives that can do that shrieking thing in RL Confused. It's scary, but it serves as a reminder as to why I like my friends (ooh look, you're not totally insane, what a breath of fresh air Wink)

sfxmum · 19/11/2011 22:21

sticky I have been around here for nearly 7yrs and I will never forget the first time I was shouted at, the poster is still around, totally shrieking even in writing seemed like a toddler having a tuntrum

stickyLFDTfingers · 19/11/2011 22:17

orange you moan all you want. You can't moan in RL, so here is going to have to do! It must be very tough, picking yourself back up again. Hugs.

So best of luck to all the racers: Tulip27, fanny, DrNo and Ange. Give 'em hell! (needed a change from LFDT). Looking forward to the race reports and knob counts already Grin

If I stick to here, the Durham gang (very very lovely people!) and my book swap club (also lovely, and I get chocolate every month!) then I think MN is all fine and dandy. But can't help myself from nosing on other threads from time to time. It's an insight into human nature, if nothing else...

rhetorician · 19/11/2011 22:17

found it the other way round - had to work a bit harder to get into The Wire, somehow, but loved it when I did.

Sympathy with the bowel issues - DD1 has been on movicol since just over a year old - we are down to very small doses now, but it's hard to get the dosing right. It's not at all the same as with an older child where their feelings come into it too, but it was horrible to see her distressed. Luckily, potty training seems to have helped. monkey hope you get some answers - Ireland has more coeliacs per capita than almost anywhere else, so almost all supermarkets have a large, if pricey, selection of gluten free stuff. Apparently it's because traditionally wheat wasn't grown or eaten here - barley and oats, plus meat and milk - so Irish guts can't always cope with gluten as it only became a central part of people's diets after the famine. Sorry - nerdy of me.

Swipe left for the next trending thread