30s TTC Inc: Rolling out BESH practice across our flagship monthly diffment projects - Blue Sky thinking for a paradigm shift vis-a-vis droids and wooden spoons.

Everything seems to be present and correct. You ok?

Elephants? Do you live in Kenya or something

Morning all. Pastry, anyone? How is La Palace?

Come out on the terrace!

Gin I woke up feeling hungover - as per - and went back to sleep. Now have tea. All good.

Scorps I realised last night I might've sounded patronising and telling you things you clearly already know (at least when the menkul subsides!). It was meant to be encouraging, I'm sorry if that's not how it came across, I think I was talking to me as much as to you.

These were lowland rather than highland midgies Camel, but just as evil and I appear to be very tasty. And now very itchy. I'll probably have to tie my hands together to stop me scratching or I'll end up with a load of infected oozy bites which is even less fun. I have packed the insect repellent (and even spelt it correctly this time) for my return this afternoon!

You awake already cam luvver? Do you want a cup of tea?

I heart gin and streme. That's all, really.

Wow, Ocs. I haz always wanted to go to the Highlands and do the c*mping thing, but midges find me fatally attractive, so that might not be the greatest plan... Hope your poor ankle is ok?

scropcircles It all sucks. But Muse is right; it may take a frustratingly long time, but you will get there. The power of the BESH will make it so.

Muse Big, lecherous smooches. You're going to be fine. I Have Spoken.

Arse to droid and well done on the sensible eating Scorps. The frustrating thing about ttc is that although there are things we can do to try and make it happen in the end it's not something we can control. But that doesn't make it impossible, and all the stats would say that the chances are very high that it will happen, especially given all your immaculate test results. And as Muse has decreed it then it must.

I know that c*mping is guaranteed to bring on the droid (it hasn't yet but give it time) but what I'd forgotten is that it also brings the midgies. Yes, I know, going camping in Scotland in June without insect repellant was more than a little stupid, but I'm now just an itchy mess. Especially the 16 bites round my left ankle. Aaargh.

Still, I'm now home to my bed leaving TH with the tent to himself - I'll go back and pick him up tomorrow. So at least he won't have to put up with me scratching all night.

I was so upset I wrote 'means' instead of 'mean' in the last line, waaaaah!

Fanks, Bemusement. Just feels like it's impossible and something so huge that I can never attain it Am managing to eat sensibly and not pig out when am miserable and menstrual, so well done me on that score. How are you feeling, super preggo groovy lady?

Hope everyone's having a lovely weekend. Too farkin hot here. Hair currently looking like that of corpse of Janis Joplin.

Had a few boohoos about droid but as me and TYF keep joking, at least we've avoided having an Aquarian (boring Scorpio in-joke). He has been a-smooching and a-cuddling me even more than usual and said he was sorry for feeling too tired for lots of rudeness this month (not that I was gagging for it after me Lap) and we have devised a Sexy Plan for July. Let's hope that a) we stick to it and b) it works!

I have come to conclusion that all our textbook-perfect test and op results means that the Universe has seen the perfect opportunity for a massive irony fest and therefore I'll never have kids

(Sorry - on another pc and couldn#t recall password...)

Scorpy - baaah, what an absolute crapper of a day. Hope you had a restful evening & TYF took good care of you, lovey.

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Give me the name of this friend. I want to befriend her too!

Well, good news about the first set Ginster. Monday is soon approaching! Enjoy the good weather in the meantime. Apparently sun is very important for diffed laydeez so go and sun yourself. My niece's facebook updates seem to suggest it's good weather around Bristol hood.

Scorpalicious - like Ginny I was AWOL yesterday evening but sorry you had such a shitty day. Sometimes life just sucks .

Don't let yourself go too menkul, Ginsters. Sit in the garden with a book or something, being waited on by naked young bucks in aprons, bearing flutes of (non-alcoholic) champagne and healthy superfoods like strawberries. Scorps can join you. Is that an option for today?

scorps luvver,sorry didn't make it in to the palace last night...and sorry you are feeling shitty, and being threatened by a small rusty robot. You are right tho,summer has just begun really....

in other news, I have decided that cunty is going to have a baby this weekend.

Also doc could only give me first set of results. They look promising but don't mean much without the second lot...and the scan. My lovely doctor did take my bloods up to the lab by hand on his lunchbreak yesterday to try and make sure they were back on time. What a sweetheart. Shame I still didn't get them as now I have to wait til Monday which is not great for my brain...

Ta, Ladies. Was a bit teary earlier but more pragmatic now. After all, summer has only just started and so has the MSDP. If July, August and September (Indian Summer, so it tewtally counts) are as fruitful as June, then t'job's a good 'un.

PS In my rant about the bus, I meant that all the preggos were UNDER 25. Is hard to write through moist eyes

Oh Scorpy darling I'm so sorry. Cuntsticks. I hope TYF is taking good care of you. It MUST be your turn next month. I have summat to send you in post. xxxx

Have no idea if this will work, in depths of new forest on really old phone. Just wanted to say Scorps that bus journey would have been shit at the best of times and fucking nightmare with a droid approaching. Am so sorry. Can't read back rest of fred so hope all ok with rest of beshes. Nippletweaks to all.