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30s TTC - Our BESH GussetWatch Ever, With Guest Star Joe Mangel!

995 replies

Scorpette · 23/04/2010 10:13

Come on in, you raddled old caaaaahs, whotchoo waitin' for?

I've gone for a groovy 60s psychedelic theme, so get your fat upper arms comfy in the hanging globe chairs and hide your mememe shame in the glow of the lava lamps!

Russell Howard is our new bartender, although I don't think he's happy at the flares 'n' kipper tie outfit I've forced him to wear. And of course, Mitchell is in the pit, nervously awaiting his first guest.

Let's make this one diffalicious!

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ChoChoSan · 14/05/2010 19:18

Good Luck Meds, and also to OcsBowLake and her sexy hols.

Okay...what's this all about? Since my hysteroscopy, my first cycle was 22 days long, and now I've just come on after 19 fucking days...Go! Luteal Phase!!! WTF is this all about plz to be telling me?

Next month will be my FIFTIETH (no, it's not a typo!) month of ttc, ffs...I think I need to just buy a cemetery plot and give my womb a dignified burial , rather than keeping it alive just for the sake of it - Is there a Dignitas clinic for defunct organs?....does anyone have the details of that women selling scary fake 'realistic'baby dolls?

Gaaaah....if I don't win IVFtwinz, I'm going to have to start buying cats and shaving them.

Headbanger · 14/05/2010 19:15

But Gin - what good is sitting along in your room? Come hear the music play!

ginhag · 14/05/2010 19:11

aaaargh. I'm not coming back in until you have stopped talking about musicals and such.

I mean, I heart you guys deeply, but I have my limits...

Medee · 14/05/2010 18:17

evening all and a massive hug to Heady and her OM.

We did the deed last night and I got another eggy peak this morning, so muchos fingers and legs crossing for the next 2 weeks.

Ariesgirl · 14/05/2010 17:12

You know who they're starting to remind me of? Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee.

PerfectDromedary · 14/05/2010 16:58

Hilarious work thingy:

www.graziadaily.co.uk/fashion/archive/2010/05/14/politicians-in-love--marc-jacobs-and-a-sea-of-shoes .htm

I'm off home now, too.

Headbanger · 14/05/2010 16:48

Gak, I can't see it until I get home. That's it, I'm leaving work now. Now, I tell you.

Ariesgirl · 14/05/2010 16:32

THAT'S ME. I WANT TO BE HER.

PerfectDromedary · 14/05/2010 16:28

I don't do choirs because I can't sing, but whenever my best friend and I get drunk and stay up to the small hours we end up singing along to all of Guys and Dolls. Usually followed by I Know Him So Well. Then it rapidly degenerates into a mess of Tammy Wynette and wondering what else you can mix with gin if the tonic has run out...

PerfectDromedary · 14/05/2010 16:24

Glee-meets-Cabaret

Crap recorded from tv, but happy Friday!

Headbanger · 14/05/2010 16:21
Ariesgirl · 14/05/2010 16:13

Careful Headcase - we are about to drown in a pool of mutual adoration.

Headbanger · 14/05/2010 16:08

You're in a choir Aries? ME TOO! . Ours is a folk choir. Yes ladiesandgents, I'm that cool.

Maybe This Time is just the business. Indeed the other day I thought of nominating it as the BESH anthem ("Maybe this time I'll WIIIIIIN" ... ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba BAAAA ... "Cos everybody, Oh they love a winner, so nobody loved meeeeeeeee....").

Ahem.

Ariesgirl · 14/05/2010 16:03

Headbanger I now love you even more, if that is possible. Cabaret is my favourite thing in the world. I pretend to be Sally Bowles on drunken evenings. In fact the night before my wedding I stunned my audience friends by singing Maybe This Time from start to finish (with actions)

Ariesgirl · 14/05/2010 16:01

We sang a song from Wicked in our choir. Completely forgotten how it went, but it was fun.

Headbanger · 14/05/2010 16:00

No MyHumpsMyHumpsMyLovelyLadyLumps. It positively recommends you to all who hear your name.

Me, I gots the soundtrack to Cabaret on my iPodular earpieces. Yes I have! And I'm given to bursting into "Tomorrow Belongs To Me" at inappropriate times...

PerfectDromedary · 14/05/2010 15:44

And I'm going to see Wicked tonight! I love musicals. Is that a character flaw?

Ariesgirl · 14/05/2010 15:31

Thank you

In other news, um....there's a good weather forecast for tomorrow.

PerfectDromedary · 14/05/2010 15:21

Wasn't meant to make you feel shit - just wanted to make sure you knew!

Ariesgirl · 14/05/2010 15:14

No, I wasn't being mean! Honest! Feel shit now. I just mean it's very baffling when you skim.

Headbanger · 14/05/2010 15:02

Ah, gotcha. No mean-ness to be forthcoming: Bloody good on them for making a support network where it's needed most.

PerfectDromedary · 14/05/2010 15:00

Amusebouche Are we having the same brain today? Scary-as.

Muser · 14/05/2010 14:59

Was going to say the same thing as Dromnadrochit. I wondered what it was all about as well. They seem to be lovely people, so no being mean.

PerfectDromedary · 14/05/2010 14:57

Oi, you lot! Careful with the Emmsy's thing - I poked about ages ago on there because I was nosy and realised that it's for women who have suffered miscarriages - in some cases, recurrent ones.

Headbanger · 14/05/2010 14:46

Ps where can I laugh at see this Emmsy's Weebles biznit?

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